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// I really hope we don't have to do this!
// Try it here: http://jsfiddle.net/nLjjw/2/
// Don't forget to change your account number from "UA-xxxxxxxx-x".
// Comments / improvements at https://gist.github.com/992784

if (confirm('Do you accept cookies from this site?')){
var _gaq = _gaq || [];
_gaq.push(["_setAccount", "UA-xxxxxxxx-x"]);
_gaq.push(["_trackPageview"]);
(function() {var ga = document.createElement("script");

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apt.cow
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< hi >
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         (oo)
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  / |    ||
 *  /\---/\
    ~~   ~~

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<?php
class MyClass {

	public function __toString() {
		try {
			return $this->render();
		} catch(Exception $e) {
			// the __toString method isn't allowed to throw exceptions
			// so we turn them into an error instead
			trigger_error($e->getMessage() . "\n" . $e->getTraceAsString(), E_USER_ERROR);

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cd($$('iframe')[0].contentWindow)

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<?php
/**
 * Quick and dirty HTML generation for PHP
 */
class HtmlNode {
	public $element = 'div';
	public $content = null;
	public $attrs = array();

	public function __construct($element=null, $content=null, $attrs=null, $closing=null, $shortclosing=' /') {

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The WordPress Way

A tongue-in-cheek look at coding standards in the WordPress core and the average WordPress plugin.

1. # Declare variables global - in case they're going to be used again
2. All function/method parameters should be strings (e.g. 'yes'/'no') - for clarity
3. Functions and methods should return mixed types
4. No need to separate PHP logic from HTML, JS or CSS
5. Don't worry about PHP Notices - they're not important

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(function(e, a, g, h, f, c, b, d) {
    if (! (f = e.jQuery) || g > f.fn.jquery || h(f)) {
        c = a.createElement("script");
        c.type = "text/javascript";
        c.src = "http://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/" + g + "/jquery.min.js";
        c.onload = c.onreadystatechange = function() {
            if (!b && (!(d = this.readyState) || d == "loaded" || d == "complete")) {
                h((f = e.jQuery).noConflict(1), b = 1);
                f(c).remove()
                }

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<?php
// dangerously simple PHP regular expression URL router
// requires a mod_rewrite like "RewriteRule . /index.php [L]"

function get($url, $callback) {
	$matches = array();
	if (preg_match('~' . $url . '~', $_SERVER['REQUEST_URI'], $matches)) {
		echo call_user_func_array($callback, $matches);
		die();
	}

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/*global $ */

/**
 * Replace an element's HTML with the content of its first comment
 */
$.fn.commentToHTML = function() {
	var d = 'extracted-comments';

	return this.each(function(i, el) {
		var $el = $(this);

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#!/bin/bash

conflicts=`git diff --cached --name-only -S'<<<<<<'`

for i in  `git diff --cached --name-only | grep '.php'`;
do
	thisphperror=`php -l $i | grep -v 'No syntax errors detected in'`
	
	if [ -n "$thisphperror" ]; then
		echo "PHP errors added in file: " $i