Dave Hulbert dave1010

## cowsay.txt
apt.cow
 ____
< hi >
 ----
       \ (__)
         (oo)
   /------\/
  / |    ||
 *  /\---/\
    ~~   ~~

## google-analytics-eu-cookie.js
// I really hope we don't have to do this!
// Try it here: http://jsfiddle.net/nLjjw/2/
// Don't forget to change your account number from "UA-xxxxxxxx-x".
// Comments / improvements at https://gist.github.com/992784

if (confirm('Do you accept cookies from this site?')){
var _gaq = _gaq || [];
_gaq.push(["_setAccount", "UA-xxxxxxxx-x"]);
_gaq.push(["_trackPageview"]);
(function() {var ga = document.createElement("script");

## autoload.php
<?php
// PHP Standards Working Group PSR-0

function autoload($className)
{
    $className = ltrim($className, '\\');
    $fileName  = '';
    $namespace = '';
    if ($lastNsPos = strripos($className, '\\')) {
        $namespace = substr($className, 0, $lastNsPos);

## .htaccess
# only for files / directories that don't exist
RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-f
RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-d

# remove "-" and any digits preceding a file extension
RewriteRule ^(.*)\-[0-9]+(\.[a-z]+)$ $1$2 [L]

# works for CSS, JS, images, etc.
# means you can set far-future expires headers (so browsers cache files lots)
# whilst being able to easily invalidate the cache, just by changing the version number

## LICENSE.txt
Copyright (c) 2011 YOUR_NAME_HERE, YOUR_URL_HERE

Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any person obtaining
a copy of this software and associated documentation files (the
"Software"), to deal in the Software without restriction, including
without limitation the rights to use, copy, modify, merge, publish,
distribute, sublicense, and/or sell copies of the Software, and to
permit persons to whom the Software is furnished to do so, subject to
the following conditions:


## .htaccess
deny from all
# put this in your tests and test-reports folders if you don't want the world seeing them

## wp-cli.php
<?php

// When loading WP from phpunit, phpunit doesn't run WP in the global scope.
// This breaks WP. This is an attempt to fix it.

function de_globalize_wp() {
	// pretend this is apache
	// I use $_SERVER['HTTP_HOST'] or a file called "host" to get the right DB settings
	$_SERVER['HTTP_HOST'] = trim(file_get_contents(__DIR__ . '/host'));

## id_rsa.pub
ssh-rsa AAAAB3NzaC1yc2EAAAABIwAAAQEAsOGRyFXbKTod3h39XAK0HESYf4SFbHVIpBfWgWF+AwahzYX43ZOSK2wubLOCmGdo2D/hDrS+f0cV4Wjc7/6sNqQz1BSs+G3hIm3K9O2aeUuRqamplze/ecXzAhDyhNT3jZ3tuJ43hWJ2pHthrwehf0q6qW0Z/swFZMBucZek9fgHkIdLzJgRJX7YNQ/fmDdYNeXn0o/RnzMNm5YqCwQ/h7gMUIjfg7kS8zmOK9VEc8nyAnc/CAzFPefEdBEF6fUczNuDI+0KQ+BgfnI3zlLJsOjyT13ycyNbK4o2RIA2o8tsOwSFs6zweIiB0+LEObDMnlnkSLI5FDx3AqwU0URTXw== dave@wearebase.com

## web-server-headers-research.php
<?php
ob_start();
passthru('curl -I http://www.reddit.com | grep Server | sed "s/Server: //"');
$server = ob_get_clean();

// http://xkcd.com/327/
mysql_query("INSERT INTO servertypes (server) VALUES '$server'");

## os-error-codes.sh
for i in `seq 0 132`; do python -c "import os; print '$i ' + os.strerror($i)"; done
	apt.cow
	____
	< hi >
	----
	\ (__)
	(oo)
	/------\/
	/ \| \|\|
	* /\---/\
	~~ ~~
	<?php
	// PHP Standards Working Group PSR-0

	function autoload($className)
	{
	$className = ltrim($className, '\\');
	$fileName = '';
	$namespace = '';
	if ($lastNsPos = strripos($className, '\\')) {
	$namespace = substr($className, 0, $lastNsPos);
	# only for files / directories that don't exist
	RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-f
	RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-d

	# remove "-" and any digits preceding a file extension
	RewriteRule ^(.*)\-[0-9]+(\.[a-z]+)$ $1$2 [L]

	# works for CSS, JS, images, etc.
	# means you can set far-future expires headers (so browsers cache files lots)
	# whilst being able to easily invalidate the cache, just by changing the version number
	Copyright (c) 2011 YOUR_NAME_HERE, YOUR_URL_HERE

	Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any person obtaining
	a copy of this software and associated documentation files (the
	"Software"), to deal in the Software without restriction, including
	without limitation the rights to use, copy, modify, merge, publish,
	distribute, sublicense, and/or sell copies of the Software, and to
	permit persons to whom the Software is furnished to do so, subject to
	the following conditions:
	deny from all
	# put this in your tests and test-reports folders if you don't want the world seeing them
	<?php

	// When loading WP from phpunit, phpunit doesn't run WP in the global scope.
	// This breaks WP. This is an attempt to fix it.

	function de_globalize_wp() {
	// pretend this is apache
	// I use $_SERVER['HTTP_HOST'] or a file called "host" to get the right DB settings
	$_SERVER['HTTP_HOST'] = trim(file_get_contents(__DIR__ . '/host'));
	<?php
	ob_start();
	passthru('curl -I http://www.reddit.com \| grep Server \| sed "s/Server: //"');
	$server = ob_get_clean();

	// http://xkcd.com/327/
	mysql_query("INSERT INTO servertypes (server) VALUES '$server'");