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var autoRefreshNewTweets = function () {
    var newTweetsBar = document.getElementsByClassName('new-tweets-bar');
    if ('undefined' !== typeof newTweetsBar[0]) {
        newTweetsBar[0].click();
    }
    setTimeout(autoRefreshNewTweets, 1000);
}
autoRefreshNewTweets();

// Reload the entire page every hour, basically flushing the page so it doesn't become too "heavy"

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    $.stellar.positionProperty.stagger = {
        setTop: function ($element, newTop, originalTop) {
            var $elementCoords = $element.position();
            var stellarScrollRatio = parseFloat($element.data('stellar-ratio'));
            var direction = 'top';
            var originalPosition = originalTop;
            var currentPosition = $elementCoords.top;
            var magnitude = newTop - originalTop;
            if ($element.data('stellar-swap-horizontal-and-vertical') == true) {
                if ($element.data('stellar-scroll-horizontal') == false) {

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(function() {
    var r = ['utm_source', 'utm_campaign', 'utm_medium', 'utm_content', 'utm_hp_ref', 'wpisrc', 'xrs', 'fb_action_ids', 'fb_action_types', 'fb_source', 'action_object_map', 'mcid', 'rmid', 'rrid', 'CIMID'],
        e = window.location.search.slice(1),
        t = e.split('&'),
        n = '?',
        i = '';
    e: for (p in t) {
        for (var s = 0; s < r.length; s++) {
            if (t[p].indexOf(r[s] + '=') === 0) {
                break e

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var rerouteRandomEvent = function () {
  var pickRandomEvent = function () {
    var events = [
      'click',
      'keyup',
      'mousedown'
    ];
    return events[Math.floor(Math.random()*events.length)];
  };

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javascript: (function() {
    function getProperHref(href) {
        if (!href.match(/^http/)) {
            var path = (href.match(/^\//)) ? '/' : location.pathname;
            href = 'http://' + location.hostname + path + href;
        }
        return href;
    }
    var links = document.querySelectorAll('link[rel="alternate"][type^="application/"][type$="+xml"');
    var feedlyURL = 'https://feedly.com/i/subscription/feed/';

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/**
 * This section makes it much easier to switch branches/forks when creating a pull request.
 * Instead of hiding the dropdowns after each selection, they're left visible, ready to be changed at a moment's notice.
 * I use StyleBot to persist these styles (https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/stylebot/oiaejidbmkiecgbjeifoejpgmdaleoha?hl=en)
 */
.range-editor .range .cross-repo-text {
    display: none;
}

.range-editor .range .select-menu.fork-suggester {

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/**
 * This section fixes the height of the content editor in JIRA, so that, instead of having two scrollbars, the editor takes the full page and I can click Save at the bottom without having to scroll down.
 * Stylebot persists these changes: https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/stylebot/oiaejidbmkiecgbjeifoejpgmdaleoha
 */
.contenteditor #content {
    height: calc(100% - 41px);
}

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/**
 * You people annoy me with your constant cat pictures in HipChat.
 * So this section hides them.
 * Stylebot: https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/stylebot/oiaejidbmkiecgbjeifoejpgmdaleoha
 */
.chatBlock .messageBlock .image {
    display: none;
}

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javascript: (function() {
    var url = encodeURIComponent(location.href);
    var w = 47;
    var h = 86;
    var ifr = document.createElement('iframe');
    ifr.style.position = 'fixed';
    ifr.style.top = '10px';
    ifr.style.left = '10px';
    ifr.style.width = w + 'px';
    ifr.style.height = h + 'px';

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javascript: (function() {
    var plusOneWrapper = document.createElement('div');
    plusOneWrapper.style.left = '67px';
    plusOneWrapper.style.top = '10px';
    plusOneWrapper.style.position = 'fixed';
    plusOneWrapper.style.zIndex = 2147483647;
    document.body.appendChild(plusOneWrapper);
    var plusOne = document.createElement('div');
    plusOne.setAttribute('class', 'g-plusone');
    plusOne.setAttribute('data-size', 'tall');