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(function() {
  kernel_cache()
  return {name:"kernel"}
})

var db_key = "kernel:cache"
var kver = {}
var alert_channel = "#pdxtech"

function kernel_cache() {

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# June 2023
# Core I5-8250 thinkpad: 350 keys/second
import os
import sys
import importlib.util
from datetime import datetime

if importlib.util.find_spec('bitcoin') is None:
    print("bitcoin module not found. please install https://pypi.org/project/bitcoin/")
    sys.exit()

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(function() {
  setup()
  return {name:"chatgpt"}
})

var dbkey = "openai-key"
var api_key = ""

function setup() {
  db.get(dbkey, function(key) { 

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(function(){
  return {name: "ecoli"}
})

var dbkey = "ecoli"
var url = 'https://www.portlandoregon.gov/bes/waterquality/results.cfm?location_id=7132'
var state

function setup() {
    db.get(dbkey, function(json) { 

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(function() {
  // descriptor
  setup()
  return {name:"weather"}
})

var apikey_climacell
var apikey_pirateweather

function setup(){

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# /etc/nginx/sites-enabled/example.com.conf
server {
  listen 80;
  server_name .example.com;
  root /var/letsencrypt/webcache;
  location /.well-known {
    try_files $uri =404;
  }
  location / {
    return 301 https://$host$request_uri;

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(function() {
  // descriptor
  return {name:"urbandictionary"}
})

function go(msg) {
  if (msg.method == "irc.privmsg") {
    var cmd_match = /^!urbandictionary(\s+(\w+))?/.exec(msg.params.message)  
    if(cmd_match) {
      var url = 'http://api.urbandictionary.com/v0/define?term='+encodeURIComponent(cmd_match[2])

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(function() {
  // setup
  setup()
  // descriptor
  return {name: "github"}
})

// global state
var report_channel = '#' //disable
var major_report_channel = '#pdxtech'

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(function() {
  setup()
  return {name: "icecondor"}
})

var public_channel = "#zrobo"
var alert_channel = "#zrobo" //"#pdxbots"
var movement_channel = "#pdxbots"
var key_userlist = 'icecondor:userlist'
var key_userprefix = 'icecondor:user'

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(function() {
  // descriptor
  return {name:"osm"}
})

// osm json
//{"bearing":345.9410965462545,"distance":355.0966239302687,
// "node":{"id":1963188104,"lat":45.5233261,"lon":-122.6584695,"tags":{...

function go(msg) {