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/**
 * Turn decimals into fractions.
 */
function dec2frac($f) {
  $base = floor($f);
  if ($base) {
    $out = $base . ' ';
    $f = $f - $base;
  }
  if ($f != 0) {

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LOCAL...
mysql -uroot -proot tableau_pantheon_www -e "select cid, LENGTH(data) as length_data, serialized, expire, created INTO OUTFILE '/Users/***USER***/Documents/Tableau/form_cache_size-local.csv' FIELDS TERMINATED BY ',' LINES TERMINATED BY '\n' from cache_form"

LOCAL WITH OUT OUTFILE...
mysql -uroot -proot tableau_pantheon_www -e "select cid, LENGTH(data) as length_data, serialized, expire, created from cache_form" > /Users/jlind/Documents/Tableau/form_cache_size-local.txt

REMOTE...
mysql -upantheon -p***PASS*** -h dbserver.live.***HASH***.drush.in -P ***PORT*** pantheon -e "select cid, LENGTH(data) as length_data, serialized, expire, created from cache_form" > /Users/***USER***/Documents/Tableau/form_cache_size-live.txt

doublejosh

Main things to keep in mind, since they're hard to believe...

1. Only use inline style.

2. Just give in and nest tables. It's terrible, but reliable everywhere.

3. Margin and padding is not completely supported (depending on DOM element).
   Mostly just not Outlook > 2003, which is insane.
   
4. Apply style to divs and not many other tags.

doublejosh

#! /usr/bin/env bash

GOLDEN_DOMAIN="example.com"

PROBLEM="$(cat /etc/hosts | grep $GOLDEN_DOMAIN | grep -v '^#' | wc -w)"

if [ "$PROBLEM" -gt 0 ]; then
  say omg fix yer hosts
fi

doublejosh

<?php
/**
 * Utility function to agnosticly get the current menu object.
 * Structured like menu_get_object(), but the passed type will be set for you.
 *
 * @param string (reference) $return_type
 *
 * return object
 *   Entity object of current menu callback page.
 */

doublejosh

Collection = function (obj) {

  // Private vars.
  var keyList = null,
      length = null;

  // Public functions.
  return {

    /**

doublejosh

  // Get image colors (cross origin fun).
  $(window).load(function() {
    var canvas = document.createElement('canvas'),
        ctx = canvas.getContext("2d");
        bgColor,
       $image;
    canvas.width = 50;
    canvas.height= 50;

    $('#card-deck .card img').each(function() {

doublejosh

/**
 * Send the request to retrigger a build.
 *
 * @param  int $build_id
 *   Travis build id to act upon, for URL construction.
 * @param  string $token
 *   Travis user authorization token.
 * @return array
 *   Response items the calling function(s) might care about.
 */

doublejosh

<style>
  .page { display:none; }
</style>
<script>
  function addEvent(elem, event, fn) {
    if (elem.addEventListener) {
      elem.addEventListener(event, fn, false);
    } else {
      elem.attachEvent('on' + event, function() {
        // set the this pointer same as addEventListener when fn is called

doublejosh

/**
 * Data transforms due to version updates.
 */
function schema() {
  // Update keys.
  var keys = {
        'MY-NEW-KEY': {'oldKey': 'MY-OLD-KEY', 'version': '0.2.0'}
      };

  for (var newKey in keys) {