This is an OpenPGP proof that connects my OpenPGP key to this Github account. For details check out https://keyoxide.org/guides/openpgp-proofs
[Verifying my OpenPGP key: openpgp4fpr:5f70f2acbd58f580df153d1f4fa270f5cd3671f9]
version: '3.8' | |
services: | |
openvpn: | |
build: | |
context: . | |
dockerfile: Dockerfile.openvpn | |
cap_add: | |
- NET_ADMIN | |
devices: | |
- "/dev/net/tun" |
#!/usr/local/bin/perl -w | |
####################################################################################################### | |
#Name: aim_notify.pl | |
#Date: 02/21/2006 - mwaltz@ucsd.edu | |
#Purpose: Send an instant message over AOL to a list of screen names and then sign off. | |
#Usage: aim_notify.pl "message you want to send" | |
#Description: This script is for admins who want a server to alert them via AOL IM. A screen name can have message forwarded to a mobile phone number, making it a pager like application. | |
#Requires: NET::Oscar - http://search.cpan.org/~matthewg/Net-OSCAR-1.925/lib/Net/OSCAR.pm | |
####################################################################################################### |
This is an OpenPGP proof that connects my OpenPGP key to this Github account. For details check out https://keyoxide.org/guides/openpgp-proofs
[Verifying my OpenPGP key: openpgp4fpr:5f70f2acbd58f580df153d1f4fa270f5cd3671f9]
#!/bin/sh | |
#Run within a directory containing emoji to add to Pleroma | |
#Directoutput to `pack.json` | |
#Get files | |
files=$(ls *.png) | |
numfiles=$(echo ${files} | sed -e "s/ /\n/g" | wc -l | sed -e "s/ //g") | |
#Prepend JSON header | |
cat << _EOF |
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