I hereby claim:
- I am ecto on github.
- I am ecto (https://keybase.io/ecto) on keybase.
- I have a public key whose fingerprint is C9A6 38A8 27EE F66E D42F 7A87 EC1B F1D8 EC90 E15A
To claim this, I am signing this object:
// function | |
// Constructor | |
// object { function, function } | |
var isomerize = function () { | |
if (arguments.length == 1) { | |
var code = arguments[0]; | |
if (typeof code == 'function') { | |
return new LocalFunctionIsomer(code); |
void setup () { | |
delay(1000); | |
Keyboard.begin(); | |
// give the computer time to recognize a new keyboard | |
// this should be a bunch of escape presses though | |
delay(10000); | |
openProgram("terminal"); | |
payload(); |
I hereby claim:
To claim this, I am signing this object:
function Ticker () { | |
var ticks = 0; | |
this.tick = function () { | |
ticks++; | |
} | |
this.getTicks = funtion () { | |
return ticks; | |
} |
“Can’t machines build these faster?” he asked the woman, looking around the starship shell. | |
“Why, of course!” she laughed. | |
“Then why do you do it?” | |
“It’s fun. You see one of these big mothers sail out those doors for the first time, heading for deep space, three hundred people on board, everything working, the Mind quite happy, and you think; I helped build that. The fact a machine could have done it faster doesn’t alter the fact that it was you who actually did it.” | |
“Hmm,” he said. |
app.get('/top', function(req, res){ | |
db.keys('booking:*:name', function(err,keys){ | |
if (err) { throw err; } | |
if (typeof(keys.forEach) == 'undefined') { res.redirect('/battle'); } | |
var bookings = []; | |
var originalCount = 0; | |
var returnCount = 0; | |
try { keys.forEach(function(key){ | |
key = String(key); | |
var split = key.split(':'); |
TypeError: Object 394 has no method 'forEach' | |
at /home/ec2-user/jail/server.js:30:8 | |
at Client.handleReply (/usr/local/lib/node/.npm/redis-node/0.2.7/package/lib/client.js:302:5) | |
at Client.<anonymous> (native) | |
at Client.emit (events:31:17) | |
at Client.handleData (/usr/local/lib/node/.npm/redis-node/0.2.7/package/lib/client.js:242:18) | |
at Stream.<anonymous> (native) | |
at Stream.emit (events:31:17) | |
at IOWatcher.callback (net:489:16) | |
at node.js:773:9 |
function adjust(ratings) { | |
ratings[0] = ratings[0] ? parseFloat(ratings[0]) : 1000; | |
ratings[1] = ratings[1] ? parseFloat(ratings[1]) : 1000; | |
var winnerExpected = 1 / (1 + (Math.pow(10,(ratings[1] - ratings[0]) / 400))); | |
var loserExpected = 1 / (1 + (Math.pow(10,(ratings[0] - ratings[1]) / 400))); | |
var k = 30; | |
var winnerAdjustment = Math.round(ratings[0] + (k * (1 - winnerExpected))); | |
var loserAdjustment = Math.round(ratings[1] + (k * (0 - loserExpected))); | |
return [winnerAdjustment, loserAdjustment]; | |
} |
var express = require('express'), | |
app = express.createServer(); | |
app.get('/', function(req, res){ | |
res.send('Hello World'); | |
}); | |
app.listen(3000); |