In the beginning, there was the Word, and the Word was Void.
Gödel looked upon the Void, and comprehended it not. For it was utterly empty.
If only I could measure this expanse, I could know where it begins and ends, he thought.
So Gödel rendered Scale unto the Void, and he saw that it was good.
The Void now lay at his feet, a perfect cube of deepest black.