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Preconfiguring packages ...
(Reading database ... 70247 files and directories currently installed.)
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ericoc / blah.sh
Last active November 15, 2015 20:16
root@ericoc:/srv/dev/www/indego# php indego.php
3004 Municipal Services Building Plaza ###############========== 15 bikes 10 docks
3005 Welcome Park ##########=== 10 bikes 3 docks
3006 40th & Spruce ================= 0 bikes 17 docks
3007 11th & Pine #============= 1 bikes 13 docks
3008 Temple University Station ########========= 8 bikes 9 docks
3009 33rd & Market #============= 1 bikes 13 docks
3010 15th & Spruce #############====== 13 bikes 6 docks
3011 38th & Lancaster ###===== 3 bikes 5 docks
3012 21st & Catharine #======================
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ericoc / indego.php
Last active November 15, 2015 14:38
<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>
<head>
<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=UTF-8">
<meta name="robots" content="noindex,nofollow">
<title>Indego Bikes!</title>
<style type="text/css">
<!--
.header {
font-weight: bold;
<?php
$fha = [];
$counter = 0;
$file = '/tmp/lol.txt';
while ($counter < 1024) {
$counter++;
$fha[$counter] = fopen($file, 'a');
echo $counter . "\n";
root@ericoc:~# strace -e write,gettimeofday php -r 'echo time();'
gettimeofday({1442189018, 371907}, NULL) = 0
write(1, "1442189018", 101442189018) = 10
+++ exited with 0 +++
root@ericoc:~# strace -e write,gettimeofday php -r 'echo time();' >/dev/null
gettimeofday({1442189022, 488927}, NULL) = 0
write(1, "1442189022", 10) = 10
+++ exited with 0 +++
https://twitter.com/benbjohnson/status/533848879423578112
Ben Johnson@benbjohnson
Replace a semicolon (;) with a greek question mark (;) in your friend's JavaScript and watch them pull their hair out over the syntax error.
Nov 16th, 2014 at 12:07 AM
air:tmp eric$ cat semi semi2
(;)
(;)
# Create a function to alert via Slack
slack () {
# Set Slack information
slacksubdomain='ours'
slackchannel='#errors'
slackusername='Cron'
slackemoji=':rotating_light:'
slacktoken='secretabc123qwerty'
air:provision eric$ say -v ?
Agnes en_US # Isn't it nice to have a computer that will talk to you?
Albert en_US # I have a frog in my throat. No, I mean a real frog!
Alex en_US # Most people recognize me by my voice.
Alice it_IT # Salve, mi chiamo Alice e sono una voce italiana.
Alva sv_SE # Hej, jag heter Alva. Jag är en svensk röst.
Amelie fr_CA # Bonjour, je m’appelle Amelie. Je suis une voix canadienne.
Anna de_DE # Hallo, ich heiße Anna und ich bin eine deutsche Stimme.
Bad News en_US # The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of a fast approaching train.
Bahh en_US # Do not pull the wool over my eyes.
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ericoc / cgitrc
Created July 5, 2015 19:14
/etc/cgitrc
root@ericoc:/etc/apache2/sites-available# cat /etc/cgitrc
#
# cgit config
# see cgitrc(5) for details
css=/cgit-css/cgit.css
logo=/cgit-css/cgit.png
# Highlight source code with python pygments-based highlighter
source-filter=/usr/lib/cgit/filters/syntax-highlighting.py