Benedict Cumberbatch name generator

bandersnatch.js

function myNameIs() {
	// Bene dict Cumber batch
	var firstList = ['Benediction', 'Brainfart', 'Beneful', 'Blogzilla', 'Gentledick',
	'Bumblebee', 'Bandersnatch', 'Broccoli', 'Rinkydink', 'Bombadil', 'Boilerdang',
	'Bandicoot', 'Fragglerock', 'Muffintop', 'Congleton', 'Blubberdick', 'Buffalo',
	'Benadryl', 'Butterfree', 'Burberry', 'Whippersnatch', 'Buttermilk', 'Beezlebub',
	'Budapest', 'Boilerdang', 'Blubberwhale', 'Bumberstump', 'Bulbasaur', 'Cogglesnatch',
	'Liverswort', 'Bodybuild', 'Johnnycash', 'Bendydick', 'Burgerking', 'Bonaparte',
	'Bunsenburner', 'Billiardball', 'Bukkake', 'Baseballmitt', 'Blubberbutt', 'Baseballbat',
	'Rumblesack', 'Barister', 'Danglerack', 'Rinkydink', 'Bombadil', 'Honkytonk',
	'Billyray', 'Bumbleshack', 'Snorkeldink', 'Anglerfish', 'Beetlejuice', 'Bedlington',
	'Bandicoot', 'Boobytrap', 'Blenderdick', 'Bentobox', 'Anallube', 'Pallettown',
	'Wimbledon', 'Buttercup', 'Blasphemy', 'Syphilis', 'Snorkeldink', 'Brandenburg',
	'Barbituate', 'Snozzlebert', 'Tiddleywomp', 'Bouillabaisse', 'Wellington', 'Benetton',
	'Bendandsnap', 'Brewery', 'Bentobox', 'Brandybuck', 'Benjamin', 'Buckminster',
	'Bourgeoisie', 'Bakery', 'Oscarbait', 'Buckyball', 'Bourgeoisie', 'Burlington',
	'Buckingham', 'Barnoldswick', 'Battleground', 'Bendadick', 'Beheaded', 'Brittlesnout',
	'Benogorgon', 'Bandersnatch'];

	var lastList = ['Chumbawumba', 'Camembert', 'Thunderpatch', 'Dundermifflin',
	'Karmacameleon', 'Coddleswort', 'Crumplesack', 'Curdlesnoot', 'Calldispatch',
	'Humperdinck', 'Rivendell', 'Cuttlefish', 'Lingerie', 'Vegemite', 'Ampersand',
	'Cumberbund', 'Candycrush', 'Clombyclomp', 'Cragglethatch', 'Nottinghill',
	'Cabbagepatch', 'Camouflage','Creamsicle', 'Curdlemilk', 'Upperclass', 'Frumblesnatch',
	'Crumplehorn', 'Talisman', 'Candlestick', 'Chesterfield', 'Bumbersplat', 'Scratchnsniff',
	'Snugglesnatch', 'Charizard', 'Carrotstick', 'Cumbercooch', 'Crackerjack', 'Crucifix',
	'Cuckatoo', 'Cockletit', 'Collywog', 'Capncrunch', 'Covergirl', 'Cumbersnatch',
	'Countryside','Coggleswort', 'Splishnsplash', 'Copperwire', 'Animorph', 'Curdledmilk',
	'Cheddarcheese', 'Cottagecheese', 'Crumplehorn', 'Snickersbar', 'Banglesnatch',
	'Stinkyrash', 'Cameltoe', 'Chickenbroth', 'Concubine', 'Candygram', 'Moldyspore',
	'Chuckecheese', 'Cankersore', 'Crimpysnitch', 'Wafflesmack', 'Chowderpants',
	'Toodlesnoot', 'Clavichord', 'Cuckooclock', 'Oxfordshire', 'Cumbersome', 'Chickenstrips',
	'Battleship', 'Commonwealth', 'Cunningsnatch', 'Custardbath', 'Kryptonite',
	'Curdlesnoot', 'Cummerbund', 'Coochyrash', 'Crackerdong', 'Crackerdong', 'Curdledong',
	'Crackersprout', 'Crumplebutt', 'Colonist', 'Coochierash', 'Cantbekhan', 'Custardsnatch',
	'Cucumberpatch', 'Cumberdad', 'Krabbypatty', 'Dumbledore', 'Cumbucket', 'Snickerdoodle',
	'Cumberdickles'];

	var firstList1 = ['Bene', 'Brain', 'Blog', 'Gentle', 'Bumble', 'Bander', 'Rinky',
	'Boiler', 'Bandi', 'Muffin', 'Blubber', 'Butter', 'Bur', 'Beezle', 'Bumber',
	'Bendy', 'Body', 'Base', 'Billiard', 'Blubber', 'Snorkel', 'Beetle', 'Dangle',
	'Booby', 'Blender', 'Bento', 'Branden', 'Bento', 'Snozzle', 'Brew', 'Brandy',
	'Bucky', 'Bucking', 'Buck', 'Behead', 'Battle'];

	var firstList2 = ['dict', 'diction', 'fart', 'ful', 'zilla', 'dick', 'bee',
	'snatch', 'dink', 'dang', 'coot', 'top', 'dryl', 'free', 'milk', 'bub', 'stump',
	'swort', 'build', 'cash', 'king', 'burner', 'ball', 'butt', 'snack', 'rack',
	'trap', 'box', 'lube', 'fish', 'dink', 'shack', 'butt', 'sack', 'box', 'cup',
	'burg', 'bert', 'snap', 'minister', 'ham', 'swick'];

	var lastList1 = ['Cumber', 'Chumba', 'Thunder', 'Dunder', 'Karma', 'Coddle',
	'Crumple', 'Curdle', 'Humper', 'Cuttle', 'Cumber', 'Candy', 'Clomby', 'Craggle',
	'Cream', 'Frumble', 'Candle', 'Chester', 'Scratch', 'Snuggle', 'Carrot', 'Cracker',
	'Cucka', 'Cockle', 'Colly', 'Cockle', 'Copper', 'Coggle', 'Bumber', 'Chester',
	'Colly', 'Crimpy', 'Canker', 'Candy', 'Toodle', 'Chowder', 'Waffle', 'Crimpy',
	'Snicker', 'Chucke', 'Moldy', 'Bangle', 'Stinky', 'Camel', 'Chicken', 'Cheddar',
	'Custard', 'Cracker', 'Coochy', 'Cummer', 'Cum'];

	var lastList2 = ['batch', 'wumba', 'bert', 'patch', 'mifflin', 'swort', 'sack',
	'snoot', 'dink', 'dell', 'fish', 'mite', 'sand', 'bund', 'crush', 'clomp', 'thatch',
	'hill', 'milk', 'bund', 'horn', 'stick', 'field', 'splat', 'sniff', 'side',
	'splash', 'wire', 'cheese', 'crunch', 'gram', 'toe', 'rash', 'pants', 'jack',
	'tit', 'wog', 'girl', 'broth', 'sore', 'clock', 'strips', 'ship', 'wealth',
	'bath', 'dickles', 'doodle', 'bucket', 'dore', 'dad', 'sprout', 'dong', 'shire',
	'smack'];

	var firstName = 'Benedict';
	var lastName = 'Cumberbatch';

	var firstRand = parseInt(Math.random() * firstList.length);
	var lastRand = parseInt(Math.random() * lastList.length);

	var firstRand1 = parseInt(Math.random() * firstList1.length);
	var firstRand2 = parseInt(Math.random() * firstList2.length);
	var lastRand1 = parseInt(Math.random() * lastList1.length);
	var lastRand2 = parseInt(Math.random() * lastList2.length);

	if (parseInt(Math.random()*100) % 3 == 0) {
		firstName = firstList[firstRand];
	} else {
		firstName = firstList1[firstRand1] + firstList2[firstRand2];
	}

	if (parseInt(Math.random()*100) % 3 == 0) {
		lastName = lastList[lastRand];
	} else {
		lastName = lastList1[lastRand1] + lastList2[lastRand2];
	}

	return firstName + " " + lastName;
}