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function Show-ExceptionType {
    <#
    .SYNOPSIS
    Function to give inheritence of exception types for error handling purposes

    .DESCRIPTION
    Take an error and returns all InnerException types for the Error object and the error message

    .PARAMETER Exception
    The error exception as it occurred in your script

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function Read-SQLConfigFile {
    <#
    .SYNOPSIS
    Takes configuration file and shows features that are being set
    
    .DESCRIPTION
    Function to show what features and settings are being adjusted by the configuration file.  Allows for comparison of 
    config files when combined with Compare-Object
    
    .EXAMPLE

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function New-ToDo {
    <#
    .SYNOPSIS
    Creates quick To Do list in Notepad
    
    .DESCRIPTION
    Creates quick To Do list in Notepad
    
    .PARAMETER List
    comma separated list of items to put in to do list

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function Compare-Array
{
  param(
    [array]$Ref,
    [array]$Diff
  )

  $max = [math]::Max($Ref.Length,$Diff.Length)

  for($i = 0; $i -lt $max; $i++){

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Function TimeToSQLBits {
    <#
    .Synopsis
   Show how long you have to wait for the biggest data conference in Europe

   .DESCRIPTION
   Make sure you get prepared for the next SQLBits conference. 

    .EXAMPLE
   TimeToSQLBits -purpose console

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Function Change-Time {
    <#
    .SYNOPSIS
    To convert a larger time measure to a smaller measure ie how many milliseconds in an hour

    .DESCRIPTION
    Function takes a duration(a) and a measure(b) and returns an amount in a preferred measure(c)

    eg 4(a) hours(b) milliseconds(c)

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"A curmudgeon’s reputation for malevolence is undeserved. They’re neither warped nor evil at heart. They don’t hate mankind, just mankind’s absurdities. They’re just as sensitive and softhearted as the next guy, but they hide their vulnerability beneath a crust of misanthropy. They ease the pain by turning hurt into humor. They attack maudlinism because it devalues genuine sentiment. Nature, having failed to equip them with a serviceable denial mechanism, has endowed them with astute perception and sly wit. Curmudgeons are mockers and debunkers whose bitterness is a symptom rather than a disease. They can’t compromise their standards and can’t manage the suspension of disbelief necessary for feigned cheerfulness. Their awareness is a curse. Perhaps curmudgeons have gotten a bad rap in the same way that the messenger is blamed for the message: They have the temerity to comment on the human condition without apology. They not only refuse to applaud mediocrity, they howl it down with morose glee. Their versions 

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Function TimeToSanta {
    <#
.Synopsis
   Show how long you have to wait to open your presents
.DESCRIPTION
   Be able to leave your shopping to the very last minute with this state-of-the-art function to show 
   how long is left to 25th Dec 09:00. Two variations exist depending on whether the information is to be shown
   at the console prompt or as a message
.EXAMPLE
   TimeToSanta -purpose console

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# ref  https://docs.microsoft.com/en-us/sql/relational-databases/system-dynamic-management-views/sys-dm-db-persisted-sku-features-transact-sql

# script to locate Enterprise features that are in use

# might be something that forces an upgrade path 

# might be worth running this in Dev and in CI pipeline to ensure no non-licensed features are incorporated into system development
$Server = "$ENV:COMPUTERNAME\sql2016"
$SMOServer = new-object ('Microsoft.SQLServer.Management.Smo.Server') $Server

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PowerShell that references SQL Server Configuration properties and compares RunValue to ConfigValue and shows of there are pending changes


[System.Reflection.Assembly]::LoadWithPartialName('Microsoft.SqlServer.SMO') | Out-Null 
[System.Reflection.Assembly]::LoadWithPartialName('Microsoft.SqlServer.SMOExtended') | Out-Null 
 
$Server = "$ENV:COMPUTERNAME\sql2016"
$SMOServer = new-object ('Microsoft.SQLServer.Management.Smo.Server') $Server

$($smoserver.Configuration | Select-Object -ExpandProperty properties | Select-Object displayname, runvalue, configvalue, @{name = "Diff"; expression = {$(if($_.runvalue -ne $_.configvalue){"* difference *"}else{"same"})}}) | Format-Table -a