jQuery Tiny Pub/Sub: A really, really, REALLY (no, REALLY!) tiny pub/sub implementation for jQuery.

jquery.ba-tinypubsub.js

/*!
 * jQuery Tiny Pub/Sub - v0.5 - 1/9/2011
 * http://benalman.com/
 *
 * Copyright (c) 2010 "Cowboy" Ben Alman
 * Dual licensed under the MIT and GPL licenses.
 * http://benalman.com/about/license/
 */

(function($){

  var o = $({});

  $.subscribe = function( topic, fn ) {
    function handle() {
      return fn.apply( this, Array.prototype.slice.call( arguments, 1 ) );
    }

    handle.guid = fn.guid = fn.guid || handle.guid || $.guid++;

    o.bind( topic, handle );
  };

  $.unsubscribe = function() {
    o.unbind.apply( o, arguments );
  };

  $.publish = function() {
    o.trigger.apply( o, arguments );
  };

})(jQuery);

jquery.ba-tinypubsub.min.js

/*
 * jQuery Tiny Pub/Sub - v0.5 - 1/9/2011
 * http://benalman.com/
 *
 * Copyright (c) 2010 "Cowboy" Ben Alman
 * Dual licensed under the MIT and GPL licenses.
 * http://benalman.com/about/license/
 */
(function($){var o=$({});$.subscribe=function(topic,fn){function handle(){return fn.apply(this,Array.prototype.slice.call(arguments,1))}handle.guid=fn.guid=fn.guid||handle.guid||$.guid++;o.bind(topic,handle)};$.unsubscribe=function(){o.unbind.apply(o,arguments)};$.publish=function(){o.trigger.apply(o,arguments)}})(jQuery);

Too slow. :D

Small-arr!