This is a question that recently got published as a NY State Exam for the eight-grade. You can find the full article here but I'm publishing the story itself, plus the questions here for easier reading (that article is a bit of a mess).
In the olden times, animals could speak English, just like you and me. There was a lovely enchanted forest that flourished with a bunch of these magical animals.
One day, a hare was relaxing by a tree. All of a sudden, he noticed a pineapple sitting near him.
The hare, being magical and all, told the pineapple, "Um, hi."