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$.each( { show: "fadeIn", hide: "fadeOut" }, function( method, defaultEffect ) {
	$.Widget.prototype[ "_" + method ] = function( element, options, callback ) {
		options = options || {};
		var hasOptions = !$.isEmptyObject( options ),
			effectName = options.effect || defaultEffect;
		options.complete = callback;
		if (options.delay) {
			element.delay( options.delay );
		}
		if ( hasOptions && $.effects && $.effects.effect[ effectName ] ) {

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$(document).ready(function(){
  function rem(e){
    alert("asdfasdf");
  };
  $("#remove").click(rem);
});