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Adopting a miserable lifestyle

• 1. Avoid all exercise
• 2. Eat what you're told
• 3. Don't waste your life in bed
• 4. Live better through chemistry
• 5. Maximize your screen time
• 6. If you want it, buy it
• 7. Can't afford it? Get it anyway!
• 8. Give 100 percent to your work

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const isoFetch = require('isomorphic-fetch');
const Dropbox = require('dropbox').Dropbox;
const util = require('util');

exports.handler = function(context, event, callback) {
    log(context);
    log(event);

    const whitelisted_numbers = [
        context.HCG_NUM_1,

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// NOTE:
// Must have xray installed.
// Use `npm init -y && npm install -S x-ray` in an empty directory.
// Here's the link for npm: https://docs.npmjs.com/getting-started/installing-node

// NOTE:
// Here's the url of the Jargon File: http://www.catb.org/jargon/html/

'use strict';

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#!/usr/bin/env ruby

# A simple hash table implementation in Ruby using Ruby's built-in
# prehashing methods, chaining, and variable load factors.
#
# Author:: Hunter Gatewood

# A linked-list node with key, value, and next node attributes.
class Node
  attr_accessor(:key, :val, :next_node)

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• 👍 :+1:
• 👎 :-1:
• 💯 :100:
• 🔢 :1234:
• 🥇 :1st_place_medal:
• 🥈 :2nd_place_medal:
• 🥉 :3rd_place_medal:
• 🎱 :8ball:
• 🅰️ :a:
• 🆎 :ab:

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from random import choice

RUNS = 1_000_000

first_3 = []

def mean(lst):
    return sum(lst) / len(lst)

for i in range(RUNS):

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"""
Read in notes from the passed notes.json file and send to our Twitch channel.

Usage: `python3 play_notes.py <your notes.json file>`
Notes:
    - Careful about getting rate limited! The limits per 30 seconds
      are 30 messages for non-mods and 100 messages for mods. Pass that
      limit and your IP gets banned for 8 hours. See
      https://help.twitch.tv/customer/portal/articles/1302780-twitch-irc.
    - Expects fields in notes.json to be filled out (pass, nick, notes).

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# Comb through plausible shoutkey.com URLs looking for redirections.
#
# Prints out URLs with valid redirects. Will also write them to a file
# if KNOWN_WORDS_LOC is not None.
#
# NOTES
# - Words list: https://github.com/first20hours/google-10000-english/blob/master/google-10000-english-usa.txt
# - Kill the process with Ctrl+Z since the requests module improperly
#   catches exceptions

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"""order_movies.py
Sorts a list of movies stored in 'Movies to watch.txt'.
@author Hunter Gatewood
"""

FILE_NAME = 'Movies to watch.txt'


def sort_key(entry):
    """Form a sort key for ordering the movies.