xeoncross

<?php
/*
This is a very tiny proof-of-concept SMTP client. Currently it's over 320 characters (if the var names are compressed). Think you can build one smaller?
*/

ini_set('default_socket_timeout', 3);

$user = 'you@gmail.com';
$pass = '';
$host = 'ssl://smtp.gmail.com';

hjc

/**
 * Implements add_to_assoc_numeric
 * 
 * Goal of this function is to allow us to modify an associative, numeric array
 * (one that uses string numbers as keys, so there is no 0,1,2,3 ordering, but
 * rather the ordering is based on when the keys were inserted [they are treated
 * like other string keys]). If we modify this array using array_unshift or 
 * array_shift, we destory this associative, numeric structure (each key is
 * destroyed and the array is simply renumbered, with ints, from 0 to num_elems),
 * which we don't want. This function will allow us to insert a new value anywhere

obscurerichard

slow

This bash script offers quick shortcuts to simulate slower network connections. It is useful when you need to simulate a wireless network on a Linux network server, especially when you are using a virtual machine guest on your local machine or in the cloud.

slow 3G                   # Slow network on default eth0 down to 3G wireless speeds
slow reset                # Reset connection for default eth0 to normal
slow vsat --latency=500ms # Simulate satellite internet  with a high latency
slow dsl -b 1mbps         # Simulate DSL with a slower speed than the default

slow modem-56k -d eth0 # Simulate a 56k modem on the eth1 device. eth0 is unchanged.

hjc

#
# TEXT ANALYZER
# BY: Hayden Chudy
#

# basic setup for text analysis
stopwords = %w{the a by on for of are with just but and to the my I has some in}
lines = File.readlines(ARGV[0])
line_count = lines.size
text = lines.join

satooshi

<?php

/**
 * PHP CLI Colors – PHP Class Command Line Colors (bash)
 *
 * $str = "This is an example ";
 *
 * foreach (ColorCLI::$foregroundColors as $fg => $fgCode) {
 *     echo ColorCLI::$fg($str);
 *

hjc

<?php
//I don't play this mismatched boolean logic bullshit, its true or
//  false, never 1 or 0
$bool_replaces = [
	'0' => false,
	"1" => true,
	false => false,
	true => true,
	0 => false,
	1 => true,