iamcal

  GNU nano 2.0.6                                    File: /etc/my.cnf

[mysqld]
datadir=/var/lib/mysql
socket=/var/lib/mysql/mysql.sock
user=mysql
# Default to using old password format for compatibility with mysql 3.x
# clients (those using the mysqlclient10 compatibility package).
old_passwords=1
bind-address=10.210.215.67

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function joinBuffers(b1, b2){
	// if one arg is null, be smart
	if (!b1) return b2;
	if (!b2) return b1;

	var l1 = b1.length;
	var l2 = b2.length;

	var b3 = new Buffer(l1 + l2);

iamcal

<?php

mysql_connect('localhost', 'root', 'root');
mysql_select_db('porn');

$result = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM images WHERE has_goats=1 AND has_nuns=1");
while ($row = mysql_fetch_array($result)){

    echo "<img src=\"$row[image]\" />\n";
}

iamcal

wget http://mirror.centos.org/centos-5/5/os/i386/CentOS/python-elementtree-1.2.6-5.i386.rpm
wget http://mirror.centos.org/centos-5/5/os/i386/CentOS/python-sqlite-1.1.7-1.2.1.i386.rpm
wget http://mirror.centos.org/centos-5/5/os/i386/CentOS/nspr-4.8.6-1.el5.i386.rpm
wget http://mirror.centos.org/centos-5/5/os/i386/CentOS/nspr-devel-4.8.6-1.el5.i386.rpm
wget http://mirror.centos.org/centos-5/5/os/i386/CentOS/nss-3.12.8-1.el5.centos.i386.rpm
wget http://mirror.centos.org/centos-5/5/os/i386/CentOS/nss-devel-3.12.8-1.el5.centos.i386.rpm
wget http://mirror.centos.org/centos-5/5/os/i386/CentOS/cpio-2.6-23.el5_4.1.i386.rpm
wget http://mirror.centos.org/centos-5/5/os/i386/CentOS/nss-3.12.8-1.el5.centos.i386.rpm
wget http://mirror.centos.org/centos-5/5/os/i386/CentOS/nss-devel-3.12.8-1.el5.centos.i386.rpm
wget http://mirror.centos.org/centos-5/5/os/i386/CentOS/popt-1.10.2.3-22.el5.i386.rpm

iamcal

$ git remote add parent git://github.com/shiflett/testmore.git
$ git fetch parent
$ git branch parent-master parent/master
$ git checkout parent-master
$ git checkout master
$ git merge parent-master
$ git push origin master
$ git branch -d parent-master

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function consistent_hash($path, $servers){
  $hash = hexdec(substr(md5($path), 0, 5));
  return $cache[$hash % count($servers)];
}

$server = consistent_hash($path_to_asset, array('cache1', 'cache2'));

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switch ($a)
    case 1:
        #this runs if case 1 is true
    case 2:
    case 3:
        #this runs if case 1, 2 or 3 are true
        break;
    case 4:
        #this runs if case 4 is true

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#!/usr/bin/perl

use strict;
use warnings;

use POE;
use POE::Component::IRC::Common;
use POE::Component::IRC::State;
use POE::Component::IRC::Plugin::AutoJoin;

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<?php
        require_once 'ApnsPHP/Autoload.php';
        $message = new ApnsPHP_Message('1234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901234');

        $message->setText("Hello \\uD83D\\uDCC5");

        print_r($message->getPayload());
        echo "\n";
        
        

iamcal

### Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

  * I am iamcal on github.
  * I am iamcal (https://keybase.io/iamcal) on keybase.
  * I have a public key whose fingerprint is C568 1CFB 8867 08A1 A921  855E 27C8 7757 FADA 9ADB

To claim this, I am signing this object: