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Requirements

Thanks for picking the Build a Bot tutorial! Here's what you'll need to complete every piece of the tutorial:

Google Chrome

It's currently the only desktop browser that supports speech recognition (see the kinda-sorta-spec).

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Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

• I am iansltx on github.
• I am iansltx (https://keybase.io/iansltx) on keybase.
• I have a public key whose fingerprint is E573 8C97 94FB 9EB7 5BBB D66B A837 4166 D3C2 1523

To claim this, I am signing this object:

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#!/usr/bin/env php
<?php

if ($argc < 3) {
    die("Usage: ./jtt.php ISSUE-1 30m optional comment here\n");
}

$username = 'EMAIL_GOES_HERE';
$token = 'API_KEY_HERE'; // see https://developer.atlassian.com/cloud/jira/platform/jira-rest-api-basic-authentication/
$team = 'TEAM_NAME_HERE';

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<?php // requires aws/aws-php-dsk

// reads s3://bucket/key.ext lines from STDIN, saves them to ../files

require __DIR__ . '/vendor/autoload.php';

ini_set("memory_limit", "2G"); // impacted by concurrency + file sizes, since we aren't streaming

$s3 = new Aws\S3\S3Client(['credentials' => [
    'key' => 'KEY_HERE', 'secret' => 'SECRET_HERE'

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(function(f){if(typeof exports==="object"&&typeof module!=="undefined"){module.exports=f()}else if(typeof define==="function"&&define.amd){define([],f)}else{var g;if(typeof window!=="undefined"){g=window}else if(typeof global!=="undefined"){g=global}else if(typeof self!=="undefined"){g=self}else{g=this}g.distributions = f()}})(function(){var define,module,exports;return (function(){function r(e,n,t){function o(i,f){if(!n[i]){if(!e[i]){var c="function"==typeof require&&require;if(!f&&c)return c(i,!0);if(u)return u(i,!0);var a=new Error("Cannot find module '"+i+"'");throw a.code="MODULE_NOT_FOUND",a}var p=n[i]={exports:{}};e[i][0].call(p.exports,function(r){var n=e[i][1][r];return o(n||r)},p,p.exports,r,e,n,t)}return n[i].exports}for(var u="function"==typeof require&&require,i=0;i<t.length;i++)o(t[i]);return o}return r})()({1:[function(require,module,exports){

exports.Normal = require('./distributions/normal.js');
exports.Studentt = require('./distributions/studentt.js');
exports.Uniform = require('./distribut

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<?php // Pretty sure this doesn't clean up on exceptions, so keep that in mind

trait With
{
    abstract protected function enter(...$args);

    protected function exit($built, ...$initArgs)
    {
        // override this if needed
    }

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<?php

$eventId = 7021;
#$eventId = 7045; #Yorkshire, for testing

$comments = json_decode(file_get_contents('https://api.joind.in/v2.1/events/'.$eventId.'/talk_comments?resultsperpage=9999'), true)['comments'];

$users = [];

foreach ($comments as $comment) {

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<?php // works on single-file non-ZIp64 zip files compressed with deflate (AKA a common case), licensed MIT

function getLinesFromZippedCSVfromURL(string $url) : \Generator
{
    $stream = fopen($url, 'rb');

    fread($stream, 4 + 2 + 2 + 2 + 2 + 2 + 4); // skip up to compressed size

    // bindec() was doing weird things, hence converting through hex first
    // sttrev() to match endian-ness to expectations; zip file values are little-endian

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          /\      |‾‾|  /‾‾/  /‾/   
     /\  /  \     |  |_/  /  / /    
    /  \/    \    |      |  /  ‾‾\  
   /          \   |  |‾\  \ | (_) | 
  / __________ \  |__|  \__\ \___/ .io

  execution: local
     output: influxdb=http://influxdb:8086/k6 (http://influxdb:8086)
     script: /scripts/base.js

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<?php

use Illuminate\Support\Facades\Schema;
use Illuminate\Database\Schema\Blueprint;
use Illuminate\Database\Migrations\Migration;

class ModifyExistingEnum extends Migration
{
    public function up()
    {