Greetings. You have been chosen for the critical mission "Allie 3000". Congratulations! Allie Monkeyface Duchess of Central Square, a female canine, is now in your care. The fate of her universe is now in your hands. It is our hope that this guide will provide you sufficient instructions to complete the mission.
If you need to reach me at any point, my number is: 413-265-3704.