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So @passcod added the ability JavaScript variables to be persistent across resets by storing them in the DB and loading them again.

We could go a bit further than just the attacks and attack_results arrays.

JavaScript Modules

Consider LOLcryption as a JavaScript library that extends xbot.

It could be possible to store the LOLcryption.js file in the database as a dynamically added JS libary.

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self.Constants = function () {
    var _constants = {};
    return {
        get: function (name) {
            return _constants[name];
        },
        add: function (name, value) {
            if(typeof _constants[name] != "undefined") {
                return value;
            }

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// http://stackoverflow.com/questions/5306729/how-do-markov-chain-chatbots-work
// Following this answer to try and make something.

function Chat(dict) {
	var dictionary = dict || {};
	var add_words = function(str, dict) {
		var i = 0;
		var words = str.split(" ");
		var first = words[i++];
		var second = words[i++];

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import util
from pubsub import pub
import re
import random

words_dict = {}

def add_words(bot):
	global words_dict
	i = 0

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/*
var named = (function(n) { return namedArguments(arguments); })(5, 10);
 named.n = 5
 named["-1"] = (the arguments)
 named[0] = 5
 named[1] = 10
*/
function namedArguments(args) {
	var params = args.callee.toString().replace(/function\ ?([A-Za-z_]+[A-Za-z0-9_]+)*\((.*)\)\ ?\{.*/, "$2");
	params = params.split(/,\ ?/);

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hash = (() ->
  _alphabet = 'ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz0123456789!#$%&()*+,./:;<=>?@[]^_`{}~"'
  toNum = (c) -> if (_alphabet.indexOf c) == -1 then '' else _alphabet.indexOf c
  (text, salt) ->
    str = (text + salt).split ""
    hashed = (str.map (c) -> toNum(c) << 0x501).join ''
    return (hashed * 1).toString(36)
)()

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* Jozza (de9b7013@gateway/web/freenode/ip.222.155.112.19) has joined
<Jozza> hi
<inkybutton> oh btw
<inkybutton> hi Jozza 
<inkybutton> passcod, sysadmin emailed me asking if we still need VM
<Jozza> whats going on
<inkybutton> is it still possible to set up jekyll on it with our site?
<inkybutton> welcome to ualug Jozza 
<passcod> yea
<Jozza> so all that is done is welcomes?

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When I use JS Fiddle, I find myself wanting console.log() stuff to show up in the output pane as well as the actual JavaScript console.

• console(...) is the real console.log(...)
• console.log(...) is the output pane + real console.log(...)
• console.clear() deletes everything in the ol/ul tag.
• console._ is mapped to the original browser console.

console.log('hello', 'world')
 .clear()

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var j = j || [];

j.push('first');
j.push('second.1', 'second.2');

j = (function(q){
    function J() {
        var self = this;
        self.queue = [];
        var secretKey = ((Math.random()*10e16) + new Date().getTime()).toString(36);

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* You are now known as JSON|work
<JSON|work> More than 50 long-serving TAB workers look set to lose their jobs as the agency prepares to close its Auckland phone betting centre at Ellerslie.
<JSON|work> The workers have put in a submission through the Service and Food Workers Union asking the agency to keep the 27 Auckland employees who want to stay on, instead of hiring 25 new staff to replace them in the two remaining phone betting centres in Wellington and Christchurch.
<JSON|work> But the Racing Board, which owns the TAB, says it will save $1 million a year by selling its Ellerslie building for about $3 million, closing the Auckland phone operation and hiring half as many extra staff within existing facilities in the other two centres.
<JSON|work> Board media manager John Mitchell said the board would pay relocation costs for any Auckland staff willing to move south.
<JSON|work> But he said 22 of the 54 Auckland staff were aged 65 or over. Most others have worked at Ellerslie for many years and can't move