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## bubble.go
package main

import "fmt"
import "time"

func main() {

    timestart := time.Now()

    for c := 0; c < 100000000; c++ {

## callback-equivalent.js
function home() {
  db.query("SELECT * FROM `posts` ORDER BY `time` DESC LIMIT 10", function(err, rows){
    render('home', { posts: rows[0] }, function(err, result){
      response.end(result);
    });
  });
}

function post(id) {
  db.query("SELECT * FROM `posts` WHERE `link` = " + db.escape(id)), function(err, rows){

## gist:9bbed476d3221fe5d532
var koa = require('koa');
var route = require('koa-route');
var serve = require('koa-static');

var db = require('./db');
var render = require('./render');

var app = koa();

app.use(serve('public/'));

## ptr.c
#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>

#define true 1
#define false 0

int main(void) {
	int ptr = 4;
	int feelings = (ptr + 1) ? true : false;

## index.js
function *create() {
  //this.body = yield render('submit', { referer: this.request.headers.referer, key: key || '' });
  var results = yield db.query("INSERT INTO `posts` (bla, bla) VALUES (bla, bla)");
  console.log(results);
  this.response.end(); //redirect('/post/' + results[0][0].link);
}

## get_leaf_status.sh
#!/bin/bash

# Log in to Carwings web interface
curl --data "j_username=$LEAF_USERNAME&j_passwordHolder=Password&j_password=$LEAF_PASSWORD" -c cookiejar.tmp https://www.nissanusa.com/owners/j_spring_security_check

# Request a status update
curl -b cookiejar.tmp https://www.nissanusa.com/owners/vehicles/statusRefresh?id=$LEAF_CARID

# Download status JSON (sync, blocking)
curl -b cookiejar.tmp https://www.nissanusa.com/owners/vehicles/pollStatusRefresh?id=$LEAF_CARID

## carwings.json
{
    "authLastModifiedDate": "2014-08-16T19:11:54Z",
    "authToken": "[redacted]",
    "chargeRequestDate": null,
    "chargeTime": "15 hrs 30 min ",
    "chargeTime220": "5 hrs 30 min ",
    "chrgDrtn22066Tx": "4 hrs 0 min ",
    "class": "com.nissanusa.owners.VehicleCarwings",
    "currentBattery": 4,
    "currentCharging": "NOT_CHARGING",

## Vim autocmds
" Assuming keyboard_leds is built and available in your PATH,
" this will make capslock indicate whether or not you are in insert mode.
autocmd InsertEnter * :!keyboard_leds -c1
autocmd InsertLeave * :!keyboard_leds -c0

" To make Vim control the keyboard backlight, use this.
" Note that it's glitchy and you'll probably toss the idea soon after.
" I can see programmatically controlling the lights to be useful in other cases, though.
" Install Lab tick and set a hotkey for Toggle, and one for Brighten.
" http://labtick.proculo.de/

## form.html
<!doctype html>
<html>
<head>
<script src='https://www.google.com/recaptcha/api.js'></script>
</head>
<body>
<h1>Register for test site</h1>

<form action="register" method="post">
	<input type="text" name="username" placeholder="Username"><br>

## form.html
<!doctype html>
<html>
<head>
<script src='https://www.google.com/recaptcha/api.js'></script>
<script>
function registerAPI(form) {
	var params = {
		username: form.username.value,
		password: form.password.value,
		email: form.email.value,
	package main

	import "fmt"
	import "time"

	func main() {

	timestart := time.Now()

	for c := 0; c < 100000000; c++ {
	function home() {
	db.query("SELECT * FROM `posts` ORDER BY `time` DESC LIMIT 10", function(err, rows){
	render('home', { posts: rows[0] }, function(err, result){
	response.end(result);
	});
	});
	}

	function post(id) {
	db.query("SELECT * FROM `posts` WHERE `link` = " + db.escape(id)), function(err, rows){
	var koa = require('koa');
	var route = require('koa-route');
	var serve = require('koa-static');

	var db = require('./db');
	var render = require('./render');

	var app = koa();

	app.use(serve('public/'));
	#include <stdio.h>
	#include <stdlib.h>

	#define true 1
	#define false 0

	int main(void) {
	int ptr = 4;
	int feelings = (ptr + 1) ? true : false;
	function *create() {
	//this.body = yield render('submit', { referer: this.request.headers.referer, key: key \|\| '' });
	var results = yield db.query("INSERT INTO `posts` (bla, bla) VALUES (bla, bla)");
	console.log(results);
	this.response.end(); //redirect('/post/' + results[0][0].link);
	}
	#!/bin/bash

	# Log in to Carwings web interface
	curl --data "j_username=$LEAF_USERNAME&j_passwordHolder=Password&j_password=$LEAF_PASSWORD" -c cookiejar.tmp https://www.nissanusa.com/owners/j_spring_security_check

	# Request a status update
	curl -b cookiejar.tmp https://www.nissanusa.com/owners/vehicles/statusRefresh?id=$LEAF_CARID

	# Download status JSON (sync, blocking)
	curl -b cookiejar.tmp https://www.nissanusa.com/owners/vehicles/pollStatusRefresh?id=$LEAF_CARID
	{
	"authLastModifiedDate": "2014-08-16T19:11:54Z",
	"authToken": "[redacted]",
	"chargeRequestDate": null,
	"chargeTime": "15 hrs 30 min ",
	"chargeTime220": "5 hrs 30 min ",
	"chrgDrtn22066Tx": "4 hrs 0 min ",
	"class": "com.nissanusa.owners.VehicleCarwings",
	"currentBattery": 4,
	"currentCharging": "NOT_CHARGING",
	" Assuming keyboard_leds is built and available in your PATH,
	" this will make capslock indicate whether or not you are in insert mode.
	autocmd InsertEnter * :!keyboard_leds -c1
	autocmd InsertLeave * :!keyboard_leds -c0

	" To make Vim control the keyboard backlight, use this.
	" Note that it's glitchy and you'll probably toss the idea soon after.
	" I can see programmatically controlling the lights to be useful in other cases, though.
	" Install Lab tick and set a hotkey for Toggle, and one for Brighten.
	" http://labtick.proculo.de/
	<!doctype html>
	<html>
	<head>
	<script src='https://www.google.com/recaptcha/api.js'></script>
	</head>
	<body>
	<h1>Register for test site</h1>

	<form action="register" method="post">
	<input type="text" name="username" placeholder="Username"><br>