jfromaniello

Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

• I am jfromaniello on github.
• I am jose (https://keybase.io/jose) on keybase.
• I have a public key whose fingerprint is E084 A19D 285D C71D D8C2 1E56 FD13 B550 5327 DB0E

To claim this, I am signing this object:

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  function onlyStatic (middleware) {
    return function (req, res, next) {
      var match = /(\.css|\.eot|\.gif|\.html|\.js|\.png|\.svg|\.ttf|\.woff|\.jpg)($|\?.*$)/ig.exec(req.originalUrl);
      if (!match) return next();
      middleware(req, res, next);
    };
  }
  
  //usage
  this.use(onlyStatic(express.static(__dirname  + "/public")));

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app.get('/foo', function (req, res) {
  var proxy = request.get('https://foo.bar/blah');

  //intercept the response:
  proxy.pipefilter = function (response, dest) {
    console.log('The statusCode was: ', response.statusCode);
  };

  proxy.pipe(res);
});

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//very very bad:

app.use(express.cookieParser())
app.use(express.session({ secret: 'keyboard cat', key: 'sid', cookie: { secure: true }, store: blabla}))
app.use(express.static(__dirname + '/public'));

//good:

app.use(express.static(__dirname + '/public'));
app.use(express.cookieParser())

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var foo = {
  a: {
    b: {
      c: 456
    }
  }
};

function getProp(obj, path) {
  return path.split('.').reduce(function (prev, curr) {

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test

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#!/usr/bin/env bash

set -e

PHANTOM_FILE=phantomjs-1.9.7-linux-x86_64

cd /usr/local/share

curl -Lo $PHANTOM_FILE.tar.bz2  https://bitbucket.org/ariya/phantomjs/downloads/$PHANTOM_FILE.tar.bz2

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INSTALL

sudo curl -o /usr/local/bin/internet-off \
  https://gist.githubusercontent.com/jfromaniello/9d2b0383feed978afdb4/raw/internet-off

sudo chmod +x /usr/local/bin/internet-off

USAGE

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# Description:
#   Show an image of a sad panda everytime someone use `@channel` to notify every user on a channel.
#
# Dependencies:
#   None
#
# Configuration:
#   None
#
# Commands:

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// From https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/JavaScript/Reference/Global_Objects/Object/keys
if (!Object.keys) {
  Object.keys = (function() {
    'use strict';
    var hasOwnProperty = Object.prototype.hasOwnProperty,
        hasDontEnumBug = !({ toString: null }).propertyIsEnumerable('toString'),
        dontEnums = [
          'toString',
          'toLocaleString',
          'valueOf',