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get '/news/nin' do
    rss_feed = "http://feeds.nin.com/ninNews"
	rss_content = ""
	
	open(rss_feed) do |fh|
	    rss_content = fh.read
	end
	
	rss = RSS::Parser.parse(rss_content,false)
	

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echo "__________       .__                                            ";
echo "\______   \ ____ |  |  __ __  _________                         ";
echo " |    |  __/ __ \|  | |  |  \/ ___\__  \                        ";
echo " |    |   \  ___/|  |_|  |  / /_/  / __ \_                      ";
echo " |______  /\___  |____|____/\___  (____  /                      ";
echo " ____ ___.__   __          /_____/     \/            .__        ";
echo "|    |   |  |_/  |_____________    __________   ____ |__| ____  ";
echo "|    |   |  |\   __\_  __ \__  \  /  ___/  _ \ /    \|  _/ ___\ ";
echo "|    |  /|  |_|  |  |  | \// __ \_\___ (  <_> |   |  |  \  \___ ";
echo "|______/ |____|__|  |__|  (____  /____  \____/|___|  |__|\___  >";

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#!/usr/bin/perl
#  _________ .__    .__        __               .__   
#  \_   ___ \|  |__ |__| ____ |  | __    ______ |  |  
#  /    \  \/|  |  \|  |/    \|  |/ /    \____ \|  |  
#  \     \___|   Y  |  |   |  |    <     |  |_> |  |__
#   \______  |___|  |__|___|  |__|_ \ /\ |   __/|____/
#          \/     \/        \/     \/ \/ |__|         
#
# usage 'cat c.log | chink.pl'
# usage 'tail -f c.log | chink.pl'

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#include <cmath>
#include <cstdlib>
#include <iostream>
 
int main(int argc, char ** argv) {
  if (argc != 3) {
    std::cerr << "Usage: " << argv[0] << " probability-exponent bits" << std::endl;
    return 1;
  }
 

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#include <cmath>
#include <cstdlib>
#include <iostream>
 
int main(int argc, char ** argv) {
  if (argc != 3) {
    std::cerr << "Usage: " << argv[0] << " probability-exponent bits" << std::endl;
    return 1;
  }
 

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/*
*  puppet.c by jmcveigh
*
*  This is basically smurf.c with a udp twist.
*
*  "There are women that hate me that would love to suck my cock.  There are women that love me that would love to garotte me."
*
*/

#include <arpa/inet.h>

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