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jmurowaniecki / description.js
Last active August 29, 2015 14:01
Twitter Description of @typeof_ // a.k.a. @jmurowaniecki
(function Programmer(I){ return (I && typeof I !== 'Lazy' && typeof I === 'Earlyer') ? 'Rich' : eval(['arguments', 'callee', 'name'].join('.'));})(this);
/*
As you can see at http://twitter.com/typeof_
http://www.jshint.com/ shows Three warnings:
1 Invalid typeof value 'Lazy'
1 Invalid typeof value 'Earlyer'
1 eval can be harmful.
*/
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jmurowaniecki / fb-online-friend-bully.js
Last active December 23, 2015 16:39
Lista todos amiguinhos conectados no Facebook e bola uma piadinha para cada um..
J = $$('.uiTextareaAutogrow')[0];
J.focus();
for (e = $$('.fbChatOrderedList ._55lr'),
a = ['faz', 'beija', 'olha', 'lambe', 'xinga', 'acerta', 'empurra', 'chuta'],
b = ['murcha', 'treme', 'brilha', 'vira purpurina', 'chora', 'desiste'],
f = function (r) {
r.push(F = r.shift());
return F;
},