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const aws = require('aws-sdk')
const s3  = new aws.S3({
  accessKeyId: '<access-id>',
  secretAccessKey: '<access-secret>'
})

s3.getObject({
  Bucket: 'joelwallis',
  Key: 'joel.json'
}, (err, payload) => {

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var report = `
Indu 120
Joel 18
Rama 56
--
Joel 52
Indu 14
Rama 46
--
Ido 72

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const FAKE_CHALLENGES = (function () {
  const fakeMeAFile = file => ({name: file, content: `<${file}-content>`})
  const fakeMeAChallenge = challengeKey => ({
    title: challengeKey,
    files: ['index.js', 'readme.md', 'test.js'].map(fakeMeAFile)
  })

  return () => ['hello-world', 'fizz-buzz', 'foo-bar'].map(fakeMeAChallenge)
})()

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const TEMPLATE = [
  '<div class="MyComponent @classes" @attributes>',
  '  <p>',
  '    @message',
  '  </p>',
  '</div>'
].join('\n').concat('\n')

const defaultParams = {
  classes: '',

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def counter(count_to)
  Array(1..count_to)
    .each { |n|
      return 'Counting: ' + n.to_s
    }
end

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class HelloWorld
  def hello
    begin
      # this return will actually be the return from HelloWorld.hello???
      return 'Why?'
    end

    'Hello world!'
  end
end

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#!/bin/bash
#
# Calculates the MD5 hash of a given file. It uses hashing utilities powered by
# operating systems, but wraps them into a consistent interface.

OS=$(
    case $(uname) in
        (Darwin*)  echo "mac";;
        (Linux*)   echo "linux";;
        # TODO: implement MD5 hashing on Windows

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function Animal (animalName) {
  this.name = animalName
}

Animal.prototype.walk = function () {
  console.log('Walking around...')
}

function Cat (catName) {
  Animal.call(this, catName)

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function shouter(whatToShout) {
 return whatToShout.toUpperCase() + '!!!';
}


/* From here down, you are not expected to 
   understand.... for now :)  
   
   
   Nothing to see here!

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Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

• I am joelwallis on github.
• I am joelwallis (https://keybase.io/joelwallis) on keybase.
• I have a public key ASBJAt3Lo5eMRpOQWeUyWlOK-wEYaERjW9xxRVBKn54WSwo

To claim this, I am signing this object: