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joelongstreet / nextMeetup.md
Last active December 31, 2015 17:59
A list of ideas for the next nodekc meetup. A todo list for people.

Next Meetup

  • 6 - What happens if NPM goes down
  • 8 - Running Node in production
  • 5 - Show and Tell all the things
  • 7 - Database Year (mongo, cassandra, redis, leveldb, couch, manta, datomic)
  • 7 - Koa.js

ToDo

  • Teal - talk with the indie game dev group
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joelongstreet / buttWipe.js
Created November 13, 2013 14:02
remove endless gobs of garbage produced by the world's worst text editor... MICROSOFT WORD
// Pasting from Microsoft word is an ABSOLUTE DISASTER
// this method removes the endless gobs of garbage produced
// by the world's worst, yet most popular, text editor
// Requires jQuery
var cleanHTML = function(pastedString){
// If this looks like some kind of raunchy ass microsoft bull shit,
// rip off it's effing <HEAD></HEAD>
var headRegex = new RegExp("<head[\\d\\D]*?\/head>", "g");
pastedString = pastedString.replace(headRegex, '');
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joelongstreet / json_stringed_then_parsed.js
Created November 8, 2013 18:51
var obj = [{"id":"user_1","name":"Matt Carter","gender":"male","age":"30"}, {"id":"user_2","name":"Erik Akers","gender":"male","age":"29"}]
var str = JSON.stringify(obj)
var parsed = JSON.parse(str)
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joelongstreet / initialize.js
Created October 30, 2013 17:15
require.config({
baseUrl : '/js/',
paths : {
'jquery' : '/vendor/jquery',
'underscore' : '/vendor/underscore',
'handlebars' : '/vendor/handlebars',
'hbs' : '/vendor/hbs',
'ejs' : '/vendor/ejs',
'backbone' : '/vendor/backbone',
'chaplin' : '/vendor/chaplin',
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joelongstreet / sample.json
Last active December 26, 2015 22:29
[
{
"name" :"Joe",
"favorite_foods" : ["pizza", "eggs", "lasagna"]
},
{
"name" : "Ross",
"favorite_foods" : ["lasagna"]
},
{
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joelongstreet / config.json
Created October 15, 2013 23:35
sample gutenberg config
[{"title":"Email","templates":{"preview":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC '-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Transitional//EN' 'http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-transitional.dtd'><html xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'> <head> <custom name='opencounter' type='tracking'> <meta http-equiv='Content-Type' content='text/html; charset=UTF-8' /> <title><%= newsletter.title %></title> </head> <body> <table width='600px' style='font-family:Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size:1em'; > <tr> <td colspan='5'><img src='http://f.cl.ly/items/440H2i061W2D143r190t/header.jpg' /></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan='1' style='font-size:.8em; padding-bottom:15px;'><a href='#'>Read it Now on Passport</a></td> <% var modifiedTitle = newsletter.title.replace('On the Radar - ', '') %> <td colspan='4' style='vertical-align:top; font-size:.8em; text-align:right; color:#636363;'><%= modifiedTitle %></td> </tr> <% for(var i=0; i<stories.length; i++) {%> <% if(stories[i].sort_index
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joelongstreet / test-email.html
Created October 15, 2013 19:08
test-email
<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC '-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Transitional//EN' 'http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-transitional.dtd'><html xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'> <head> <custom name='opencounter' type='tracking'> <meta http-equiv='Content-Type' content='text/html; charset=UTF-8' /> <title>On the Radar - October 8, 2013 (Joe's Test)</title> </head> <body> <table width='600px' style='font-family:Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size:1em'; > <tr> <td colspan='5'><img src='http://f.cl.ly/items/440H2i061W2D143r190t/header.jpg' /></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan='5' style='font-size:.8em; text-align:right; color:#636363;'>On the Radar - October 8, 2013 (Joe's Test)</td> </tr> <tr draggable='true' class='draggable' data-storyId='525d9190cb843f0000000001'> <td style='vertical-align:top;'> <img draggable='false' style='width:190px;' src='https://s3.amazonaws.com/gutenberg-vml/dffdc4e9c20dcec27c21503c79eb69e
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joelongstreet / garbage.m
Created October 10, 2013 20:42
garbage
/**
* Your Copyright Here
*
* Appcelerator Titanium is Copyright (c) 2009-2010 by Appcelerator, Inc.
* and licensed under the Apache Public License (version 2)
*/
#import "TiModule.h"
#import "ComAudiosyncModule.h"
#import "TiBase.h"
#import "TiHost.h"
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joelongstreet / temp.coffee
Created October 3, 2013 18:33
temp
View = require 'views/base/view'
template = require 'views/templates/fanview/center/demographics'
module.exports = class Demographics extends View
template: template
template = null
autoRender: true
tagName: 'div'
className: 'accordion-inner row-fluid'
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joelongstreet / stuff.coffee
Created October 1, 2013 18:19
stuff
completeTask:(e)=>
e.preventDefault() if e
e.stopPropagation() if e
@toggleStatus()
status = @model.get('status');
@model.save {
status: status
}, {
success: =>
unless @removeTaskTimeout