joshmanders

Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

• I am joshmanders on github.
• I am joshmanders (https://keybase.io/joshmanders) on keybase.
• I have a public key whose fingerprint is FBDC EE75 B797 4A1C 903C 4E05 38A4 5C0F 5D24 F182

To claim this, I am signing this object:

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const something = () => {
  throw new Error('I LEIK MILK!1!1!ONE1!!ELEVEN!!!!')
}

try {
  something()
} catch (e) {
  window.location.href = `http://stackoverflow.com/search?q=[js] ${e.message}`
}

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The Hacker Code of Conduct

This project abides by the following code of conduct:

Both this project and its maintainers are inclusive to all people, and welcome all ideas. True diversity of thought builds perspective and benefits all of us. Diversity depends on the presence of differing opinions, this code of conduct establishes acceptable professional behaviour and does not police speech or opinions.

• No ad-hominem attacks will be tolerated against any project maintainer, contributor, or user
• No prolonged disturbance of shared collaborative space will be tolerated
• The values we uphold are: excellence, innovation, fairness, and freedom

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const { spawn } = require('child_process')

const grunt = spawn('grunt', {
  env: Object.assign({}, process.env, { PATH: `./node_modules/.bin:${process.env.PATH}` }),
  stdio: 'inherit'
})

grunt.on('close', (code) => {
  console.log(`Grunt closed with error code ${code}`)
  process.exit(code)

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undefined:2
{"Type":"volume","Action":"mount","Actor":{"ID":"b3436ea2370baa183beab30919225e276ae30edd1ecf64028d0972cd49a8cc75","Attributes":{"container":"31a69ef987031b39430128b53a27df572ef81383a9ee6141622be6a77c6aad7b","destination":"/data/configdb","driver":"local","propagation":"","read/write":"true"}},"time":1471525057,"timeNano":1471525057948621037}
^

SyntaxError: Unexpected token { in JSON at position 295
    at Object.parse (native)
    at DestroyableTransform.res.pipe.through.obj [as _transform] (/Users/josh/Projects/niftyco/docker/events.js:11:22)
    at DestroyableTransform.Transform._read (/Users/josh/Projects/niftyco/docker/node_modules/readable-stream/lib/_stream_transform.js:159:10)
    at DestroyableTransform.Transform._write (/Users/josh/Projects/niftyco/docker/node_modules/readable-stream/lib/_stream_transform.js:147:83)
    at doWrite (/Users/josh/Projects/niftyco/docker/node_modules/readable-stream/lib/_stream_writable.js:313:64)

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const doSomething = () => new Promise((resolve, reject) => resolve('hi'))

doSomething().then((result) => console.log(result)) // hi

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#!/usr/bin/env bash

readonly local caskroom="/usr/local/Caskroom"

upgrade () {
  casks=($(brew cask list))

  for cask in ${casks[@]}; do
    current="$(brew cask info ${cask} | sed -n '1p' | sed -n 's/^.*: \(.*\)$/\1/p')"
    installed=($(ls ${caskroom}/${cask}))

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#! /usr/bin/env bash

# Usage: git-io URL [CODE]
#
# Turns a github.com URL
#  into a git.io URL

URL="$1"
CODE="$2"

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Git Clubhouse.io Command

This command takes a story ID and connects to the API using your token and gets the story with that ID, determines the type and title of the story.

After it has gathered that, it slugifies the title and creates a branch in the format of {type}/{id}-{title} so for example:

❯ git clubhouse 82
Switched to a new branch 'feature/82-login-my-account-menu-item'

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Current list of Artists in Synth Love Affair playlist.

1. Arcade Summer
2. Betamaxx
3. Carpenter Brut
4. College
5. Crockett
6. Dance With the Dead