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Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

  • I am joshmanders on github.
  • I am joshmanders (https://keybase.io/joshmanders) on keybase.
  • I have a public key whose fingerprint is FBDC EE75 B797 4A1C 903C 4E05 38A4 5C0F 5D24 F182

To claim this, I am signing this object:

View GODE_MODE.bmp.xml.js
const something = () => {
throw new Error('I LEIK MILK!1!1!ONE1!!ELEVEN!!!!')
}
try {
something()
} catch (e) {
window.location.href = `http://stackoverflow.com/search?q=[js] ${e.message}`
}
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joshmanders / code_of_conduct.md
Created Jun 20, 2016 — forked from tomhodgins/code_of_conduct.md
The Hacker Code of Conduct aims to be a no-nonsense code of conduct, inclusive to all, while maintaining a focus on protecting a positive environment where collaboration is welcome.
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The Hacker Code of Conduct

This project abides by the following code of conduct:

Both this project and its maintainers are inclusive to all people, and welcome all ideas. True diversity of thought builds perspective and benefits all of us. Diversity depends on the presence of differing opinions, this code of conduct establishes acceptable professional behaviour and does not police speech or opinions.

  • No ad-hominem attacks will be tolerated against any project maintainer, contributor, or user
  • No prolonged disturbance of shared collaborative space will be tolerated
  • The values we uphold are: excellence, innovation, fairness, and freedom
View server.js
const { spawn } = require('child_process')
const grunt = spawn('grunt', {
env: Object.assign({}, process.env, { PATH: `./node_modules/.bin:${process.env.PATH}` }),
stdio: 'inherit'
})
grunt.on('close', (code) => {
console.log(`Grunt closed with error code ${code}`)
process.exit(code)
View error.txt
undefined:2
{"Type":"volume","Action":"mount","Actor":{"ID":"b3436ea2370baa183beab30919225e276ae30edd1ecf64028d0972cd49a8cc75","Attributes":{"container":"31a69ef987031b39430128b53a27df572ef81383a9ee6141622be6a77c6aad7b","destination":"/data/configdb","driver":"local","propagation":"","read/write":"true"}},"time":1471525057,"timeNano":1471525057948621037}
^
SyntaxError: Unexpected token { in JSON at position 295
at Object.parse (native)
at DestroyableTransform.res.pipe.through.obj [as _transform] (/Users/josh/Projects/niftyco/docker/events.js:11:22)
at DestroyableTransform.Transform._read (/Users/josh/Projects/niftyco/docker/node_modules/readable-stream/lib/_stream_transform.js:159:10)
at DestroyableTransform.Transform._write (/Users/josh/Projects/niftyco/docker/node_modules/readable-stream/lib/_stream_transform.js:147:83)
at doWrite (/Users/josh/Projects/niftyco/docker/node_modules/readable-stream/lib/_stream_writable.js:313:64)
View 1.js
const doSomething = () => new Promise((resolve, reject) => resolve('hi'))
doSomething().then((result) => console.log(result)) // hi
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joshmanders / cask
Last active Feb 2, 2017
Homebrew Cask Upgrade
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#!/usr/bin/env bash
readonly local caskroom="/usr/local/Caskroom"
upgrade () {
casks=($(brew cask list))
for cask in ${casks[@]}; do
current="$(brew cask info ${cask} | sed -n '1p' | sed -n 's/^.*: \(.*\)$/\1/p')"
installed=($(ls ${caskroom}/${cask}))
View git-io.sh
#! /usr/bin/env bash
# Usage: git-io URL [CODE]
#
# Turns a github.com URL
# into a git.io URL
URL="$1"
CODE="$2"
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joshmanders / README.md
Last active Mar 23, 2017
Git Clubhouse.io Command
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Git Clubhouse.io Command

This command takes a story ID and connects to the API using your token and gets the story with that ID, determines the type and title of the story.

After it has gathered that, it slugifies the title and creates a branch in the format of {type}/{id}-{title} so for example:

❯ git clubhouse 82
Switched to a new branch 'feature/82-login-my-account-menu-item'
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joshmanders / .md
Last active May 10, 2017
Synth Love Affair Artists
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Current list of Artists in Synth Love Affair playlist.

  1. Arcade Summer
  2. Betamaxx
  3. Carpenter Brut
  4. College
  5. Crockett
  6. Dance With the Dead
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