joshuabaker

Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

• I am joshuabaker on github.
• I am joshuabaker (https://keybase.io/joshuabaker) on keybase.
• I have a public key ASATyrPN0eBfpZ3ItW5ehJwZr0lRZATQJy0ZpojHnr7B3go

To claim this, I am signing this object:

joshuabaker

!function(){var e=history,t=location;if(e&&e.replaceState&&t.search){var n=t.search.slice(1).split("&"),l=n.filter(function(e){return"utm_"!==e.slice(0,4)});if(l.length<n.length){var a=l.length?"?"+l.join("&"):"",i=t.pathname+a+t.hash;setTimeout(function(){e.replaceState(null,null,i)},3e3)}}}();

joshuabaker

<?php

$bands = [
    [
        'threshold' => 0,
        'primaryRate' => 0,
        'secondaryRate' => 0.03,
    ],
    [
        'threshold' => 125000,

joshuabaker

# Get latest tag
git describe --abbrev=0 --tags

# Get latest commit
git rev-parse HEAD

# Get latest commit author
git --no-pager show -s --format="%aN <%aE>" HEAD

# Get latest commit message (trimmed)

joshuabaker

select
	`table_schema` as `database`,
	`table_name` as `table`,
	format(`table_rows`, 0) as `rows`,
	format(round(((`data_length` + `index_length`) / 1024 / 1024), 2), 2) as `megabytes`
from `information_schema`.`TABLES`
where `table_schema` != 'information_schema'
order by `database`, `data_length` + `index_length` desc;

joshuabaker

UPDATE craft_content
SET craft_content.title = CONCAT(craft_content.title, ' (duplicate)')
WHERE craft_content.elementId IN (
  SELECT tmp.elementId
  FROM (
    SELECT *
    FROM craft_content
  ) AS tmp
  JOIN craft_tags ON craft_tags.id = tmp.elementId
  GROUP BY tmp.title

joshuabaker

(function(window, document, tag, src, object) {
  window[object] = window[object] || [];

  var script = document.createElement(tag);
  script.async = true;
  script.src = src;
  
  var firstScript = document.getElementsByTagName(tag)[0];
  firstScript.parentNode.insertBefore(script, firstScript);
}(window, document, 'script', '//example.com/path/to/file.js', 'myObject'));

joshuabaker

(function() {
  var addTest = Modernizr.addTest;
  var timeout;
  var waitTime = 300;
  var elem = document.createElement('video');
  var elemStyle = elem.style;

  function testAutoplay(arg) {
    clearTimeout(timeout);
    elem.removeEventListener('playing', testAutoplay, false);

joshuabaker

$('a')
  .filter('[href^="http"], [href^="//"]')
  .not('[href*="' + window.location.host + '"]')
  .attr('target', '_blank');

joshuabaker

<?php

if (isset($_SERVER['HTTPS']) && (strcasecmp($_SERVER['HTTPS'],'on') === 0 || $_SERVER['HTTPS'] == 1))
{
	$protocol = 'https://';
}
else if ( ! empty($_SERVER['HTTP_X_FORWARDED_PROTO']))
{
	$protocol = $_SERVER['HTTP_X_FORWARDED_PROTO'] . '://';
}