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#!/usr/bin/env python
#
# Parses the output of storcli:
#   storcli /c0 show all J

import sys
import json

output_dir = "."
data = json.load(sys.stdin)

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PHP
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Total Iterations: 10,000,000
time(): 0.73976612091064 seconds (13,517,785/sec)
microtime(): 4.2245488166809 seconds (2,367,116/sec)
microtime(true): 1.2555038928986 seconds (7,964,929/sec)

HHVM
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Total Iterations: 10,000,000

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#!/bin/bash

# Set PHP-FPM pool workers CPU affinity so each worker gets one CPU core
# Note that FPM recycles threads, so you'll need to run this on cron periodically
# Author: Steve Kamerman

CPUS=$(grep -c CPU /proc/cpuinfo)
FPM_PIDS=$(ps auxw | grep php-fpm | grep pool | awk '{ print $2; }')

if [ "$FPM_PIDS" = "" ]; then

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#!/bin/sh -e
# This script will DESTROY /dev/xvdb and /dev/xvdc and remount them
#   for Docker temp and volume storage.
# It is intended for EC2 instances with 2 ephemeral SSD instance stores
#   like the c3.xlarge instance type.

service docker stop || true

# Setup Instance Store 0 for Docker Temp
#   (set in /etc/default/docker)

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# Helper functions for dealing with Docker containers

# Returns "missing", "stopped" or "running"
get_container_state() {
    local CONTAINER_NAME=$1

    # Faster check to see if the container *might* exist
    CONTAINER_MISSING=$(container_does_not_exist "$CONTAINER_NAME")
    if [[ $CONTAINER_MISSING = "true" ]]; then
        echo -n "missing"

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package something

import (
	"bytes"
	"errors"
	"fmt"
	"io/ioutil"
	"net/url"
	"path"
	"sync"

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<?php

$loops = 100000;
$str = "whois foobar";
$algos = hash_algos();
$algo_padding = array_reduce($algos, function($carry, $val) {
    $len = strlen($val);
    if ($len > $carry) {
        $carry = $len;
    }

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#!/usr/bin/perl
# HAProxy Performance Statistics
# by Steve Kamerman
#
# To use, pipe your HAProxy log with timing information (like "0/0/1/1/3 200") to 
# this script.  It will output min, max, med, avg and a latency distribution graph.
#
# Info on timing logging in HAProxy: http://code.google.com/p/haproxy-docs/wiki/TimingEvents
#

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#!/usr/bin/env python3

# Start this script before you start NGINX, so it is ready and waiting for log data.
# You should start it in the background with & or run it from supervisord or something.
# If the port is above 1024, you can run this script as a non-root user (recommended).
#
# It listens for raw Syslog data over UDP, parses is, aggregates it, and writes
# it to a file every flush_interval seconds.  The output file format looks like this:
#  key<TAB>value
# Here is an example (note that the delimiter is actually TAB, not a space):

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# A better bash-git prompt using git-prompt
# https://github.com/git/git/blob/master/contrib/completion/git-prompt.sh

LIGHT_WHITE="\[\033[1;37m\]"
WHITE="\[\033[0;37m\]"
GRAY="\[\033[1;30m\]"
BLACK="\[\033[0;30m\]"
RED="\[\033[0;31m\]"
LIGHT_RED="\[\033[1;31m\]"
GREEN="\[\033[0;32m\]"