Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=4BuOlKZ_C2k
Evening passengers of the flight 114, this is your pilot speaking. We're approaching some rough weather pattern ahead. Expect some turbulence. So please look to the front of the plane while our flight attendants help us go over some air safety tips, once again.
Everyone please make sure your seat belts are securely and properly fastened. Please note that in case of a water landing, your seats can be used as a floatation device. However, in the unlikely event that we crash-land in a moun'ain, we will ask that you please refrain from resorting to cannibalism. We have plenty of food to last all of us through the winter. However, in the unlikely event that it takes more than a few months for us to be rescued, we have prepared a lottery system for deciding whom to eat. Passengers will be selected one at a time from economy class, starting from the fatests. They will be flayed and served to the passengers in the first class. This will continu