Dear Cron Daemon,
You used to share with me when you sensed trouble. We could talk about our issues and help each other become better beings.
That was amazing. You were such an awesome friend.
Now you share with me a bit more than that. You share with me when the toilet flushes successfully. You share with me when the car starts flawlessly. You even share with me when the traffic light on the other side of the world turns green.
I feel like I'm a good listener, but I'm having problems keeping up with you. The energy you have is beyond my comprehension. Your current lifestyle is not something I can be a part of everyday anymore.