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Bunk. Genesis 2:24 doesn't say any of those things. Especially not about arranged marriages or stoning. http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Genesis%202&version=NIV#en-NIV-55
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Genesis 38:6-10 sounds like it's about "Levirate" marriage, wherein a brother is obliged to take on his widow-in-law. That sounds relatively protective of women, in a context where women have few rights otherwise. I guess the widow could refuse, but it probably wouldn't end well for her. I don't think that much of Genesis 38 sounds like a good model for marriage in America.