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var redis = require('then-redis');
var db = redis.createClient('tcp://localhost:6379');
var express = require('express');
var app = express();
app.get('/heartbeat.php', function(req, res){ // lol not php!
db.sadd('heartbeats', req.query);
res.send('KTHXBAI');
});
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  • I am ldk (https://keybase.io/ldk) on keybase.
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; <<>> DiG 9.9.2-P2 <<>> -t mx net2grid.com
;; global options: +cmd
;; Got answer:
;; ->>HEADER<<- opcode: QUERY, status: NOERROR, id: 51394
;; flags: qr rd ra; QUERY: 1, ANSWER: 5, AUTHORITY: 4, ADDITIONAL: 1
;; OPT PSEUDOSECTION:
; EDNS: version: 0, flags:; udp: 4096
;; QUESTION SECTION:
;net2grid.com. IN MX
http://crazykoreancooking.com/recipe/seafood-pancake-hae-mul-pa-jun
red chili peppers
green chili peppers
buchimgaru (pancake mix)
clam, squid
pa (green onions)
melt or wash seafood in cold saltwater, rinse, drain
mix buchimgaru: 2 cups buchimgaru 1&1/3 cup cold water, 2 eggs, 1/2 tsp salt