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Last active August 29, 2015 13:56
Pourquoi je reste sous MacOSX

EDIT : Suite à mon gist, le post de Seb a disparu. Ça n'était vraiment pas l'effet escompté. Je tiens donc à présenter mes plus plates excuses à Seb pour l'offense et à l'Internet pour la disparition d'une ressource :/


Aujourd'hui c'est dredi. Jour cool s'il en est. Déjà, on déploie pas, en plus c'est “le jour de la bière” et puis pour rendre tout ça encore plus drôle, on peut troller en toute impunité. Et c'est ce qui s'est passé : Vers 11h, on m'a fait parvenir cet article de Seb sur son “unswitch”.

Sans rentrer dans les détails, et sans compter quelques incursions sous TOS, j'ai passé la moitié de ma vie numérique sous Windows (3.1, 95, [2000](http://fr.wikipedia.

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loranger / gist:9663744
Created March 20, 2014 13:31
Log from launchrocket 0.6 with php-fpm
20/03/2014 14:28:49,017 System Preferences[61661]: Initialzing LaunchRocket
20/03/2014 14:28:49,017 System Preferences[61661]: Initializing service mananger
20/03/2014 14:28:49,019 System Preferences[61661]: Attempting to load services from plist
20/03/2014 14:28:49,025 System Preferences[61661]: Initializing service homebrew.mxcl.dnsmasq
20/03/2014 14:28:49,025 System Preferences[61661]: Executing command: /bin/launchctl list | grep homebrew.mxcl.dnsmasq
20/03/2014 14:28:49,432 System Preferences[61661]: Result of `/bin/launchctl list | grep homebrew.mxcl.dnsmasq` was
20/03/2014 14:28:49,434 System Preferences[61661]: Initializing service homebrew.mxcl.mysql
20/03/2014 14:28:49,434 System Preferences[61661]: Executing command: /bin/launchctl list | grep homebrew.mxcl.mysql
20/03/2014 14:28:49,455 System Preferences[61661]: Result of `/bin/launchctl list | grep homebrew.mxcl.mysql` was 14777 - homebrew.mxcl.mysql
20/03/2014 14:28:49,457 System Preferences[61661]: Initializing service homebrew.mxcl.redis
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loranger / gist:a45a219c402380983e75
Created July 14, 2014 08:41
Confide install failed
$ composer require "zizaco/confide:3.2.*"
./composer.json has been updated
Loading composer repositories with package information
Updating dependencies (including require-dev)
Your requirements could not be resolved to an installable set of packages.
Problem 1
- zizaco/confide 3.2.3 requires laravelbook/ardent dev-master -> no matching package found.
- zizaco/confide 3.2.2 requires laravelbook/ardent dev-master -> no matching package found.
- zizaco/confide 3.2.1 requires laravelbook/ardent dev-master -> no matching package found.
Verifying that +loranger is my Bitcoin username. You can send me #bitcoin here: https://onename.io/loranger
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Created April 2, 2015 10:20
Output of brew install -v php56.rb
brew install -v /usr/local/Library/Taps/josegonzalez/homebrew-php/Formula/php56.rb --with-mssql, --with-homebrew-curl, --with-imap, --without-pear, --with-phpdbg, --with-thread-safety, --with-homebrew-libxslt, --with-tidy
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loranger / Output
Created April 2, 2015 10:21
brew info php56
php56: stable 5.6.7 (bottled), HEAD
https://php.net
/usr/local/Cellar/php56/5.6.7 (330 files, 66M) *
Built from source with: --with-mssql, --with-homebrew-curl, --with-imap, --without-pear, --with-phpdbg, --with-thread-safety, --with-homebrew-libxslt, --with-tidy
From: https://github.com/josegonzalez/homebrew-php/blob/master/Formula/php56.rb
==> Dependencies
Required: freetype ✔, gettext ✔, homebrew/dupes/zlib ✔, icu4c ✔, jpeg ✔, libpng ✔, openssl ✔, unixodbc ✔
Optional: enchant ✘, gmp ✔
==> Options
--homebrew-apxs
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loranger / Output
Created April 2, 2015 10:24
brew doctor
Your system is ready to brew.
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loranger / php-fpm_2015-04-02-122524_Merlin.crash
Created April 2, 2015 10:27
/Users/loranger/Library/Logs/DiagnosticReports/php-fpm_2015-04-02-122524_Merlin.crash
Process: php-fpm [77927]
Path: /usr/local/Cellar/php56/5.6.7/sbin/php-fpm
Identifier: php-fpm
Version: 0
Code Type: X86-64 (Native)
Parent Process: php-fpm [77029]
Responsible: iTerm [521]
User ID: 501
Date/Time: 2015-04-02 12:25:23.472 +0200
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loranger / Output
Created April 7, 2015 07:21
brew install -v php56
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$ brew install -v php56 --with-mssql, --with-homebrew-curl, --with-imap, --without-pear, --with-phpdbg, --with-thread-safety, --with-homebrew-libxslt, --with-tidy
==> Installing php56 from josegonzalez/homebrew-php
==> Downloading https://www.php.net/get/php-5.6.7.tar.bz2/from/this/mirror
/usr/bin/curl -fLA Homebrew 0.9.5 (Ruby 2.0.0-481; Mac OS X 10.10.2) https://www.php.net/get/php-5.6.7.tar.bz2/from/this/mirror -C 0 -o /Library/Caches/Homebrew/php56-5.6.7.incomplete
% Total % Received % Xferd Average Speed Time Time Time Current
Dload Upload Total Spent Left Speed
100 184 100 184 0 0 137 0 0:00:01 0:00:01 --:--:-- 137
0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 --:--:-- 0:00:02 --:--:-- 1
100 13.0M 100 13.0M 0 0 600k 0 0:00:22 0:00:22 --:--:-- 638k
==> Verifying php56-5.6.7 checksum