lornajane

<?php

    $id = filter_input(INPUT_POST, "id", FILTER_SANITIZE_STRING);
    $data = ["username" => filter_input(INPUT_POST, "name", FILTER_SANITIZE_STRING),
        "comment" => filter_input(INPUT_POST, "comment", FILTER_SANITIZE_STRING),
    ];
    $posts->updateOne(["_id" => new MongoDB\BSON\ObjectID($id)], ['$push' => ["comments" => $data]]);

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 vagrant up
Bringing machine 'joindin' up with 'virtualbox' provider...
==> joindin: Importing base box 'joindin/development'...
==> joindin: Matching MAC address for NAT networking...
==> joindin: Setting the name of the VM: vm_joindin_1464623655510_48026
==> joindin: Clearing any previously set network interfaces...
==> joindin: Preparing network interfaces based on configuration...
    joindin: Adapter 1: nat
    joindin: Adapter 2: hostonly
==> joindin: Forwarding ports...

lornajane

Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

• I am lornajane on github.
• I am lornajane (https://keybase.io/lornajane) on keybase.
• I have a public key whose fingerprint is 6AED D723 08F8 0865 FE8B 5A39 7DFC 33E8 65AB FE1F

To claim this, I am signing this object:

lornajane

<?php

class Message
{
    public function __construct($msg, $user) {
        $this->msg = $msg;
        $this->user = $user;
        $this->created = new DateTime();
    }

lornajane

function makeImgTag($src) {
    return "<img src=\"" . $src . "\" />";
}

lornajane

Average time to run bench.php on my laptop, by PHP version
• 5.2.17: 3.77 seconds
• 5.3.23: 2.63 seconds
• 5.4.15: 1.98 seconds
• 5.5RC1: 2.11 seconds

lornajane

<?php

ini_set('user_agent', "PHP"); // github requires this

$api = 'https://api.github.com';
$url = $api . '/users/lornajane/gists';
// make the request
$response = file_get_contents($url);

// check we got something back before decoding

lornajane

If I had the time, I'd make a rhyme

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Some riveting text

lornajane

<?php

// phpinfo();

echo "verb: " . $_SERVER['REQUEST_METHOD'] . "\n";

echo "headers:";
var_dump(apache_request_headers());

echo "\n";