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# in the repo root we checkout latest released version
$ git checkout 0.0.3 
Note: checking out '0.0.3'.

You are in 'detached HEAD' state. You can look around, make experimental
changes and commit them, and you can discard any commits you make in this
state without impacting any branches by performing another checkout.

If you want to create a new branch to retain commits you create, you may
do so (now or later) by using -b with the checkout command again. Example:

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# This file needs to be named mkrf_conf.rb
# so that rubygems will recognize it as a ruby extension
# file and not think it is a C extension file

require 'rubygems/dependency_installer.rb'

# Load up the rubygem's dependency installer to
# installer the gems we want based on the version
# of Ruby the user has installed

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# non-converge checks
default['MY_CUSTOM_NAMESPACE']['sensu']['checks']['chef_client']['command'] = "check-chef-nodes.rb -U #{Chef::Config[:chef_server_url]} -C :::chef.client.node|#{node.name}::: -K /etc/sensu/conf.d/chef-client.pem -t 1800"
default['MY_CUSTOM_NAMESPACE']['sensu']['checks']['chef_client']['handlers'] = ['pagerduty']
default['MY_CUSTOM_NAMESPACE']['sensu']['checks']['chef_client']['subscribers'] = ['chef_server']
default['MY_CUSTOM_NAMESPACE']['sensu']['checks']['chef_client']['interval'] = 60
default['MY_CUSTOM_NAMESPACE']['sensu']['checks']['chef_client']['additional'] = {
  'pager_team' => 'non_urgent',
  'notification' => 'A chef client is not converging',
  'occurrences' => 2,
  'subdue' => {

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#! /usr/bin/env ruby
require 'sensu-plugin/check/cli'
require 'active_support/all'
require 'json'

dir_to_check = Dir.glob('/tmp/testdir/*')

# Dir always returns an empty list even if the dir does not even exist
if dir_to_check.empty?
  p 'this is an empty dir, does not exist, or have permissions to view'

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$ knife cookbook cleanup --versions 5 --yes

The following cookbook versions will remain on the chef server:

7-zip:                              1.0.2
ant:
  1.0.2
  1.0.3
apache2:
  3.1.0

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#! /usr/bin/env ruby
#
# check-cc-heap-limit
#
# DESCRIPTION:
#   A script that checks an http endpoint, parses json, and alerts when healthchecks fail
#
# OUTPUT:
#   plain-text
#

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  # drop in a template and immediately restart jenkins
  template "#{node['jenkins']['master']['home']}/config.xml" do
    source 'config.xml.erb'
    variables({
                'github_client_id' => <REDACTED>,
                'github_client_secret' => <REDACTED>
              })
    owner node['jenkins']['master']['user']
    group node['jenkins']['master']['group']
    mode '0600'

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diff --git a/bin/metrics-logstash-node.rb b/bin/metrics-logstash-node.rb
index d8251b3..3975230 100755
--- a/bin/metrics-logstash-node.rb
+++ b/bin/metrics-logstash-node.rb
@@ -112,32 +112,62 @@ class LogstashNodeMetrics < Sensu::Plugin::Metric::CLI::Graphite
     metrics['process.open_file_descriptors'] = node['process']['open_file_descriptors']
     metrics['process.peak_open_file_descriptors'] = node['process']['peak_open_file_descriptors']
     metrics['process.max_file_descriptors'] = node['process']['max_file_descriptors']
-
-    node['pipeline']['events'].each do |key, value|

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Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

• I am majormoses on github.
• I am majormoses (https://keybase.io/majormoses) on keybase.
• I have a public key ASDkf6DeBHYQYgrqCPmlhZXXHQ3YGmhjcg6xWRPUh-wI-Ao

To claim this, I am signing this object:

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# test without debug and default options
$ time bundle exec ./bin/check-ssl-qualys.rb -d google.com
CheckSSLQualys OK: google.com rated A

real	2m48.673s
user	0m0.208s
sys	0m0.020s

# test without debug and default options
$ time bundle exec ./bin/check-ssl-qualys.rb -d google.com