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<?php

// Block the ACF settings UI entirely, except on local dev.
if (! defined('WP_LOCAL_DEV') || ! WP_LOCAL_DEV) {
	add_filter('acf/settings/show_admin', '__return_false');
	add_filter('acf/settings/capability', function () { return 'do_not_allow'; });
}

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#!/bin/bash
#
# git-svn-diff originally by (http://mojodna.net/2009/02/24/my-work-git-workflow.html)
# modified by mike@mikepearce.net
# modified by aconway@[redacted] - handle diffs that introduce new files
# modified by t.broyer@ltgt.net - fixes diffs that introduce new files
# modified by m@rkj.me - fix sed syntax issue in OS X
#
# Generate an SVN-compatible diff against the tip of the tracking branch

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[10:18:00 pm]: Thanks for contacting Health Insurance Marketplace Live Chat. Please wait while we connect you to someone who can help.
[10:18:03 pm]: Please be patient while we're helping other people.
[10:18:07 pm]: Welcome! You're now connected to Health Insurance Marketplace Live Chat.

Thanks for contacting us. My name is Mark. To protect your privacy, please don't provide any personal information, like Social Security Number, or any other sensitive medical or personal information.
[10:19:37 pm]: Mark Do you have any questions that I can help you with?
[10:20:30 pm]: Mark I seem to be stuck in some sort of redneck family relationship loop.
[10:21:37 pm]: Mark It thinks my wife is my grandaughter, my second son is my first son's father, and that my wife is the sister of my sons. And now it thinks that one of my sons is his own brother. And also possibly his own legal guardian.
[10:23:53 pm]: Mark I'm also considering the possibility that you are actually me, from the fu

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1. Paste this into your browser console.
2. Start resizing the window.
3. Any images that are ever displayed in a blurry fashion will throw an error and get faded out to 0.05 opacity.

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server {
	listen 80;
	<% if @use_ssl %>
	listen 443 ssl spdy;
	ssl_certificate ssl/<%= @domain %>/server.crt;
	ssl_certificate_key ssl/<%= @domain %>/server.key;
	<% end %>
	server_name <%= @domain %><% if @also_www %> www.<%= @domain %><% end %>;
	access_log  /var/log/nginx/access.log main;

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for f in ~/Dropbox/bash/*; do source $f; done

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#!/bin/bash

# args
MSG=${1-'deploy from git'}
BRANCH=${2-'trunk'}

# paths
SRC_DIR=$(git rev-parse --show-toplevel)
DIR_NAME=$(basename $SRC_DIR)
DEST_DIR=~/svn/wp-plugins/$DIR_NAME/$BRANCH

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//* Add the site tagline section
add_action( 'genesis_after_header', 'minimum_site_tagline');
function minimum_site_tagline() {
if ( !is_page( 'ಠ_ಠ' ) )
	printf( '<div %s>', genesis_attr( 'site-tagline' ) );
	genesis_structural_wrap( 'site-tagline' );

		printf( '<div %s>', genesis_attr( 'site-tagline-left' ) );
		printf( '<p %s>%s</p>', genesis_attr( 'site-description' ), esc_html( get_bloginfo( 'description' ) ) );
		echo '</div>';

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<?php

add_action( 'gform_stripe_post_include_api', function() {
	if ( method_exists( '\Stripe\Stripe', 'setApiVersion' ) ) {
		\Stripe\Stripe::setApiVersion( '2016-07-06' );
	}
});

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<?php
/*
Plugin Name: Block WordPress attachment queries
Description: Blocks MySQL queries for WordPress attachments that are on domains we know will never resolve to a local WordPress attachment ID.
Author: Mark Jaquith
*/

add_filter( 'query', function( $query ) {
	global $wpdb;