miguel456

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miguel456

<?php

$names = array(array("Cristiano", "Gonçalo", "Tiago", "Cláudia", "Mafalda", "Carolina"), array("Richard", "Steve", "Sam", "Mary", "Caroline", "Carl"));
$actions = array("eating", "fighting", "having sex", "arguing", "cuddling", "watching tv", "cooking dinner", "sleeping");

$ch = $names[rand(0,1)][rand(0,5)] . " and " . $names[rand(0,1)][rand(0,5)] . " are " . $actions[rand(0,7)] . ".";

echo $ch . PHP_EOL;

// Made by Miguel N. (github.com/miguel456). The MIT License.

miguel456

Keybase proof

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• I am miguel456 on github.
• I am miguelndev (https://keybase.io/miguelndev) on keybase.
• I have a public key ASAWKRCP3WFDbCo6xpXcfGIb0_fXplb-XQrocUJQPmz2QAo

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