mikebell

Our Father who art in cloud, 
hallowed be thy Confluence,
your staging server come
your tickets be done,
on earth, as it is in the cloud,
Give us this day our daily scrum,
and forgive us our technical debts,
as we forgive those who code against us,
and lead us not into hacky temptation,
but deliver us from bugs

mikebell

<?php
use Silex\Application AS SilexApplication;
use Symfony\Component\Console\Application AS ConsoleApplication;
use Symfony\Component\Console\Input\InputOption;
use Symfony\Component\Console\Helper\HelperSet;
use Doctrine\DBAL\Tools\Console\Helper\ConnectionHelper;
use Doctrine\ORM\Tools\Console\Helper\EntityManagerHelper;
use Doctrine\ORM\Tools\Console\ConsoleRunner;

require_once __DIR__.'/../web/index.php';

mikebell

Based on Dave Chenells tweet - https://twitter.com/davechenell/status/557328423602098178

The Best Language Evar

##The Spec

3 blank lines - initiates a valid file - REQUIRED

Commas are line endings - because why the fuck not - REQUIRED

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zend_extension="/usr/lib/php5/modules/xdebug.so"

xdebug.coverage_enable=1
xdebug.default_enable=1

xdebug.remote_enable=true
xdebug.remote_connect_back=true
xdebug.remote_host=localhost
xdebug.remote_port=9000
xdebug.remote_handler=dbgp

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[
  [
    {
      "a": 6,
      "f": 9,
      "w": 4.25,
      "d": true
    },
    "Blue Wave v0.0.6"
  ],

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# vim:ft=zsh ts=2 sw=2 sts=2
#
# agnoster's Theme - https://gist.github.com/3712874
# A Powerline-inspired theme for ZSH
#
# # README
#
# In order for this theme to render correctly, you will need a
# [Powerline-patched font](https://github.com/Lokaltog/powerline-fonts).
# Make sure you have a recent version: the code points that Powerline

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// ==UserScript==
// @name       StupidJira
// @namespace  http://mikebell.io
// @version    0.1
// @description  Add branch details
// @match      https://jira.ctidigital.com/browse/*
// @grant none
//allow pasting

// ==/UserScript==

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// Create Operations
var pushRight = slate.operation("push", {
  "direction" : "right",
  "style" : "bar-resize:screenSizeX/2"
});
var pushLeft = slate.operation("push", {
  "direction" : "left",
  "style" : "bar-resize:screenSizeX/2"
});
var fullscreen = slate.operation("move", {

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trap 'error=1' ERR
while true; do
  slackin "ACCOUNTNAMEHERE" "KEYGOESHERE" -p 8002 -s
  code="$?"
  if [[ -n "$error" ]]; then
    echo "Caught an error! Status = $code"
    error=  # reset the error
  elif [[ "$code" != 0 ]]; then
    echo "Program exited with non-zero code: $code"
  fi

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{
    "name": "drupal-composer/drupal-project",
    "description": "Project template for Drupal 8 projects with composer",
    "type": "project",
    "license": "GPL-2.0+",
    "authors": [
        {
            "name": "",
            "role": ""
        }