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Dear Roberto,

Whilst I appreciate you taking great time out of your day to send me this highly personalised and tailored email offering me such a highly exclusive opportunity at your company, I have to decline.

See, it's not you, it's me. I just can't work for companies who show such laziness in recruiting. It's simply offensive. It shows that you really don't care who joins your company, unfortunately for you, I'm someone who thinkings that hiring should be about finding the right people. People who not only have technical skill and ability, but also people who live and breed the culture that your company represents.

Culturally, I think it's important to hire people that care about every aspect of the business, from the way the code is formatted, to the way the banking and recruiting is handled. Attention to details is everything, making relationships is important. You've shown in your email that all you care about is expanding your operations, and your revenue. You've not shown me anything about your cu

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{% macro select_for(model, name, options, selected) %}
<select class="form-control" id="{{ name }}" name="{{ model }}[{{ name }}]">
{% for option in options %}
{{ option_tag(option.value, option.title, option.value == selected) }}
{% endfor %}
{% endmacro %}
{% macro option_tag(value, title, selected=false) %}
{% if not title %}
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npm WARN package.json mixcloud@1.0.1 No repository field.
npm http request GET
npm http 304
npm http fetch GET
npm http fetch 200
npm ERR! Darwin 13.2.0
npm ERR! argv "node" "/usr/local/bin/npm" "install" "--save-dev" "code"
npm ERR! node v0.10.32
npm ERR! npm v2.1.4
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# /etc/sysctl.conf - Configuration file for setting system variables
# See /etc/sysctl.d/ for additional system variables.
# See sysctl.conf (5) for information.
#kernel.domainname =
# Uncomment the following to stop low-level messages on console
#kernel.printk = 3 4 1 3
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#!/usr/bin/env node
var token = process.env.DIGITALOCEAN_TOKEN;
if(!token) {
console.error("Please specify a DIGITALOCEAN_TOKEN environment variable");
var request = require('request');
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traceroute to (, 64 hops max, 52 byte packets
1 ( 4.881 ms 1.426 ms 1.291 ms
2 ( 3397.333 ms 1880.334 ms 1690.922 ms
3 ( 2210.959 ms 2706.279 ms 4038.367 ms
4 ( 1349.220 ms 79.738 ms 1890.084 ms
5 ( 1470.390 ms 274.612 ms 2804.336 ms
6 * ( 2719.444 ms 59.814 ms
7 ( 2089.817 ms 270.781 ms 2292.843 ms
8 ( 2786.211 ms 102.586 ms 1867.560 ms
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JavaScript sprintf()

sprintf() for JavaScript is a complete open source JavaScript sprintf implementation.

Its prototype is simple:

string sprintf(string format , [mixed arg1 [, mixed arg2 [ ,...]]]); The placeholders in the format string are marked by "%" and are followed by one or more of these elements, in this order:

An optional "+" sign that forces to preceed the result with a plus or minus sign on numeric values. By default, only the "-" sign is used on negative numbers.

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var pack = require('../package.json');
var mediaType = require('media-type');
var semver = require('semver');
var Boom = require('hapi').Boom;
// Takes a valid package.json version and makes it just vX.Y, instead of vX.Y.Z
var PACK_VERSION = 'v' + pack.version;
var VERSION_MAJOR_MINOR = PACK_VERSION.replace(/\.\d$/, '');
var CURRENT_VERSION_MSG = "The current version is: " + VERSION_MAJOR_MINOR + ".";
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