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/******************************************************************************

.js/pivotaltracker.com.js

Get dotjs here: http://defunkt.io/dotjs

Extracted from my dotjs files: https://github.com/nakajima/nakajima-dot-js

******************************************************************************/

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##
# Downloads a bunch of Goldeneye N64 videos. You're welcome.
##
require "rubygems"
require "nokogiri"
require "open-uri"

doc = Nokogiri(open("http://www.archive.org/details/GoldenEye_SecretAgent").read)
doc.at('table.fileFormats') \
  .search('a') \

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          - if user_signed_in?
            Welcome, #{link_to current_user.first_name, user_path(current_user)}
            = link_to "Sign out", logout_path
          - else
            = form_for :user, :url => login_path do |f|
              = f.label :email
              = f.text_field :email
              %br
              = f.label :password
              = f.password_field :password

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Poundie.before do |message|
  message.body.gsub! /^poundie/, "matt"
end

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String.prototype.interpolate = function(object) {
  return this.replace(/#{([\w0-9]+)}/g, function(val, match) {
    return object[match];
  })
}

String.prototype.evilInterpolate = function() {
  return this.replace(/#{([\w0-9]+)}/g, function(val, match) {
    return eval(match);
  });

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#!/usr/bin/env ruby

require 'readline'

loop do
  command = Readline.readline('> ')
  command == "exit" && exit
  puts "heroku #{command} --remote production"
  system("heroku #{command} --remote production")
end

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#!/usr/bin/env ruby

gemspec = Dir['*.gemspec'].first
gemspec || abort("You need to have a gem spec in this directory.")
system("gem build #{gemspec}")
gemfile = Dir['*.gem'].sort.last
system("gem push #{gemfile}") && system("rm #{gemfile}")

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#!/usr/bin/env ruby
# USAGE
#
# Install the nokogiri gem by running (it might need sudo):
#
#   $ gem install nokogiri
#
# Get a random slogan:
#
#   $ slogan

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>> 15.minutes.class
=> Fixnum
>> Object.instance_method(:class).bind(15.minutes).call
=> ActiveSupport::Duration

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require 'open-uri'

desc "Run a remote script from ENV['REMOTE_URL']"
task :remote => :environment do
  instance_eval(open(ENV['REMOTE_URL']).read)
end