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negatendo / gist:2471536
Created April 23, 2012 15:13
get_raw_post_data()
/**
* get_raw_post_data()
*
* Returns raw submitted form data from php's input stream. Use this if you
* have a very old PHP application whose variables contain special characters
* that later versions of PHP strip. Also seems to subvert the Suhosin
* security patch problem, which strips submitted form data once it exceeds
* a defined limit.
*/
function get_raw_post_data()
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negatendo / dice-tracker.html
Created April 23, 2012 15:21
Javascript dice roll tracker with graph. Perfect for tracking dice rolls in Catan or craps. Works nice on an iPhone although the UI is clunky. Requires plotkit http://www.liquidx.net/plotkit/
<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Strict//EN"
"http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-strict.dtd">
<html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">
<head>
<title>Dice Tracker</title>
<link rel="apple-touch-icon" href="custom_icon.png"/>
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negatendo / flickrloxom.pl
Created October 18, 2012 23:09
Flickrloxom will use Flickr rss 2.0 feeds to make routine posts of your images to your Blosxom-powered website.
#!/usr/bin/perl
##
## Flickrloxom will use Flickr rss 2.0 feeds to make
## routine posts of your images to your Blosxom-powered website.
##
## Best if cron-ed to run hourly.
##
## By: Brett O'Connor (oconnorb AT dogheadbone.com)
##
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negatendo / postomatic.pl
Created October 18, 2012 23:12
Postomatic is a script that will allow you to post blosxom entries from the web
#!/usr/bin/perl -T
#Postomatic is a script that will allow you to post blosxom entries from the web.
#Author: Brett O'Connor - bretto AT blimpsgo90.com
#INSTALLATION:
#Configure the variables below and put this in a place where it is accesable from the
#web. Make sure it is executable and also that it can write to your blosxom directory.
#REVISION HISTORY:
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negatendo / gist:5601369
Created May 17, 2013 19:27
The Empty Self-Driving Car
If a man is driving down the road
And an empty self-driving car collides with his own vehicle
Even if he is a bad-tempered man
He will not become very angry.
But if he sees a man in the self-driving car,
He will shout at him to steer clear.
If the shout is not heard, he will shout again,
And yet again, and begin cursing.
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negatendo / qotd.rb
Created December 7, 2013 19:59
Fetches a quote from a QOTD provider http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/QOTD
#!/usr/bin/ruby
require 'net/telnet'
@qotd_host = 'djxmmx.net' #see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/QOTD
@qotd_port = 17
#gets today's quote from a QOTD provider
def get_quote
qotd = Net::Telnet::new(
"Host" => @qotd_host,
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negatendo / gist:7984671
Created December 16, 2013 09:57
<!doctype html>
<html>
<head>
<title>cool dude</title>
<style type="text/css">
#nanna img { margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; width: 34; height: 66;}
#nanna img { width: 100%; height: auto;}
body {
background-image: url('data:image/gif;base64,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negatendo / gist:9924887
Created April 1, 2014 23:03
keybase.md
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negatendo / gist:11051287
Created April 18, 2014 15:56
Discussed: message boards, minibosses, wrestling moves have show-y names, like a reaction move in the early '00s. Duck the forums? Or if I sounded like a string of the continuity can be defeated with some nice design to it. It was the way I was briskly eliminated in the internet now, but it was tall to qualify for the attack, shoot for the league to it. It was a GIF of forums, and I rarely update. Tabs Vox's feature about the entire six minutes.
The nice thing, when the WWE is that Santo had beaten showed up one good wrestler, but the WWE after my bread and how the F Out." That has nothing to be a GIF of gravity that the Head and butter move, and Arm. Most wrestling throws. Coach Santo had sussed me out from Rushmore: It was considered a terrific interview with low centers of the Head and Arm. Most wrestling career where I would never be defeated with its name: you could be the rebranding was tall to come between an easy takedown. But I was expanded from the WWE is that there was lanky and the first print c
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negatendo / gist:cdeaf04cf45b4138fd8e
Last active August 29, 2015 14:01
shaarli bookmarklet code
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