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Hello. You now have a user account on the http://tilde.club world wide web
server. This is the dumbest thing I have ever done. Welcome!

An email with your password and username should have arrived by now. It is
INCREDIBLY INCREDIBLY LIKELY that it went into your spam folder. It will have
come from root@tilde.club. If it didn't arrive you can send me an email and
tell me so. I don't mind. Give it a couple hours.

Who am I? I am the system administrator, Paul Ford. Like any system
administrator, I will be slow to respond, will get everything wrong, and will

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bot.scheduler.every '1h' do
  # coinflip
  if rand > 0.5
    time = rand(1..59).to_s + 'm'
    bot.scheduler.in time do
      bot.tweet(model.make_statement(140))
    end
  end
end

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Corpus consumed to /Users/bretto/Dropbox/support/pNegatendoEbook/AwlTags/model/AwlTags.model
bpower:AwlTags bretto$ ebooks gen model/AwlTags.model 
Faraday::Builder is now Faraday::RackBuilder.
NOVELS, OPEN LETTERS, PROUST, PROUSTIAN AS HELL, THE GAYS, THE HETEROS, WHITE MEN, WRITERING, WRITERS, WRITING
NOVELS, OPEN LETTERS, PROUST, PROUSTIAN AS HELL, THE GAYS, TRUE STORIES
NOVELS, OPEN LETTERS, PROUST, PROUSTIAN AS HELL, THE GAYS, THE STATE
NOVELS, OPEN LETTERS, MOSTLY YOU DON'T, RELATIONSHIPS,
bpower:AwlTags bretto$ ebooks gen model/AwlTags.model 
Faraday::Builder is now Faraday::RackBuilder.
IDEAS!, JOURNALISM, MILLENNIALS, PEOPLE, THE YOUNGS, TYPES

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11:03:43 @NeverGiveUp_EN: Tweeting ["You're almost there!!​!​​!​​​​"]
Reading plaintext corpus from FromSearch-1410887028.txt
Removing commented lines and sorting mentions
Segmenting text into sentences
Tokenizing 36 statements and 20 mentions
Ranking keywords
11:03:49 @NeverGiveUp_EN: ERROR: ArgumentError: random seed
        /home/bretto/.rvm/gems/ruby-2.0.0-p451/gems/bloomfilter-rb-2.1.1/lib/bloomfilter/native.rb:20:in `new'
        /home/bretto/.rvm/gems/ruby-2.0.0-p451/gems/bloomfilter-rb-2.1.1/lib/bloomfilter/native.rb:20:in `initialize'
        /home/bretto/.rvm/gems/ruby-2.0.0-p451/gems/highscore-1.2.0/lib/highscore/wordlist.rb:111:in `new'

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bpower:glennf bretto$ ebooks gen model/glennf.model sex poly women
Faraday::Builder is now Faraday::RackBuilder.
Almost all sexual assault is perpetuated by men against women or other men.
Almost all sexual assault is perpetuated by men against women or other men.
Almost all sexual assault is perpetuated by men against women or other men.
The only white knighting I see is when men seize the topic and drown out women as opposed to adding their voice.
The only white knighting I see is when men seize the topic and drown out women as disposable.
The only white knighting I see is perpetuated by men against women or other men.
@cmd The only white knighting I know.
bpower:glennf bretto$ ebooks gen model/glennf.model sex poly women

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Why was he out of the #JodiArias playbook & decided taking the stand & testifies -- against my religion, so I don't have to pay it.
This is speaking TonighT at the manhatttan chapter of the american rock garden society-throwing pots, growing dahlias
This is speaking TonighT at the manhatttan chapter of those things, not spared!
And thank goodness we don't have to hear from you in my #CelebrateWorkingMoms video contest!
We had a great time answering your great questions!
We had a great tragedy
He's not happy with static electricity and had to be calmed
He's not happy with static electricity and had to be alone" – so he beats her and stuffs her in the trunk?!
Borgen, the Danish political drama, is a victim of foul play?
Party for jude and truman to a charming b'day party at perry st restaurant- little noah turned one!

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I'm wondering why the mother who allegedly gave birth at a friend's & goes out shopping is not being held right now #BagBaby
I'm wondering why the mother who allegedly gave birth at a friend's house.
I'm wondering why the mother who allegedly gave birth at a bus stop over bus seats -- and one of the alleged aggressors is a mother!
I'm wondering why the world is not screaming for the death penalty on this mother #BarrelBaby
Within hours of #MicheleMacNeill's death, #MartinMacNeill had reportedly already cleaned out most of her closet #NGM
Within hours of #MicheleMacNeill's death, #MartinMacNeill had reportedly already cleaned out most of his time in the champagne room with 5-7 girls #StripperBill
Within hours of #MicheleMacNeill's death, #MelanieMcGuire bought a .38 caliber revolver #NGM
Within hours of an abduction #FindHannah #FindEthan
#GoodnightFriend xx NG
#GoodnightFriend xx NG

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new_followers = Array.new()

bot.on_follow do |user|
  # track new followers
  new_followers << user[:screen_name]
end

bot.scheduler.every('1h')
  # clear new followers
  new_followers = Array.new()

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17:30:01 @everycanontroll: Online!
17:30:09 @everycanontroll: Checking RT for vh
17:30:09 @everycanontroll: Checking lottery for vh
17:30:09 @everycanontroll: Checking @ for vh
17:30:09 @everycanontroll: Checking # for vh
17:30:09 @everycanontroll: Checking symbols for vh
17:30:09 @everycanontroll: Checking stopwords for vh
17:30:09 @everycanontroll: Checking everyword for vh
17:30:09 @everycanontroll: vh is NOT a word so TIME TO TROLL
17:30:09 @everycanontroll: Replying to @neverwords with: @neverwords Pardon me but "vh" isn't an @everyword word. You just got pizowned.

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