nicokaiser

Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

• I am nicokaiser on github.
• I am nicokaiser (https://keybase.io/nicokaiser) on keybase.
• I have a public key whose fingerprint is 653E FE2F 98D5 3D04 D41C E0F2 8CA2 3480 C02A 6A60

To claim this, I am signing this object:

nicokaiser

var mongodb = require('mongodb');

// This example selects all documents of a collection and checks if they should be displayed.
// 15 documents should be displayed, but I have to select all from the DB because maybe
// myCheckFunction returns true only for the last 15 elements selected (if any).

// So at some point (if I have seen enough documents) the DB can stop sending me documents,
// i.e. not fetch another batch of 30 documents in this case.

var db = new mongodb.Db('mydb', new mongodb.Server('localhost', 27017, {}));

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var util = require('util')
  , WebSocket = require('websocket-server').WebSocket;

var CONCURRENCY = 200;
var SERVER = 'ws://localhost:3000/';

for (var i = 0; i < CONCURRENCY; i++) {
  createConnection();
}

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var http = require('http')
  , net = require('net')
  , util = require('util')
  , wsio = require('websocket.io');

var server = http.createServer(function (req, res) {
  res.writeHead(200, { 'Content-Type': 'text/html' });
  res.end('ok');
});

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/**
 * The client opens 10,000 connections to the server and sends one 10k message.
 * Every minutes, 2,000 new connections are openend and 2,000 random connections
 * are closed (equally distributed interval).
 */

var util = require('util')
  , WebSocket = require('ws');

// Config

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// run with "node --expose_gc"

var weak = require('weak')
  , util = require('util')

function MyObject () {
  var self = this;
  Object.defineProperty(this, 'color', {
    get: function() { return 'red' }
  })

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var http = require('http')
  , weak = require('weak')

var server = http.createServer(function(req, res) {
  if (req.method == 'GET') {

    // GET
    console.log('GET request')
    weak(req, function() { console.log('GET request collected by GC') })
    res.end()

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#!/usr/bin/perl
$_=shift@ARGV;s/Mↂ/+9000/g;s/Mↁ/+4000/g;s/CM/+900/g;s/CD/+400/g;s/XC/+90/g;s/XL/+40/g;s/IX/+9/g;s/IV/+4/g;s/ↂ/+10000/g;s/ↁ/+5000/g;s/M/+1000/g;s/D/+500/g;s/C/+100/g;s/L/+50/g;s/X/+10/g;s/V/+5/g;s/I/+1/g;/^[0-9\+]*$/ or die;eval'print 0'.$_;

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#!/usr/bin/perl
$_=shift@ARGV;s/CM/+900/g;s/CD/+400/g;s/XC/+90/g;s/XL/+40/g;s/IX/+9/g;s/IV/+4/g;s/M/+1000/g;s/D/+500/g;s/C/+100/g;s/L/+50/g;s/X/+10/g;s/V/+5/g;s/I/+1/g;eval'print 0'.$_;

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<koken:load limit="10" infinite="true">

<koken:loop>

  <div style="margin:25px auto;">
		<koken:link lightbox="true">
			<koken:img lazy="true" fade="true" />
		</koken:link>
	</div>