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# ascii source: http://www.allwrong.com/asciiche.html
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onewheelskyward / gist:9193427
Created February 24, 2014 17:58
gist sonnets
[onewheelskyward] gist how you mock me so
[onewheelskyward] making me scroll to and fro
[onewheelskyward] I have a large screen, don't you know.
[onewheelskyward] You're harshing my mellow, bro.
[donpdonp] why gist, why are you of constant width? are your margins the same, to fit in the pane, so that our reading remains sane?
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longitude: -122.5946256,
timezone: "America/Los_Angeles",
offset: -7,
currently: {
time: 1397923239,
summary: "Mostly Cloudy",
icon: "partly-cloudy-day",
nearestStormDistance: 5,
/Users/akreps/.rbenv/versions/2.1.2/bin/ruby -e $stdout.sync=true;$stderr.sync=true;load($0=ARGV.shift) /Users/akreps/Dropbox/resume/sample.rb
+--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Andrew Kreps |
| (503) 544-3412 |
| andrew.kreps@gmail.com |
| Portland, OR |
+--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| I've been writing code for 18 years, and I rather quite enjoy it.
{createdAt=Tue Oct 14 11:31:21 PDT 2014,
id=522092310780456962,
text='I told this group of guys I had Ebola😂I never seen anyone run so fast😂😂😂',
source='<a href="http://twitter.com/download/iphone" rel="nofollow">Twitter for iPhone</a>',
isTruncated=false,
inReplyToStatusId=-1,
inReplyToUserId=-1,
isFavorited=false,
isRetweeted=false,
favoriteCount=0,
function grabkey
curl -s -S "https://api.github.com/users/$argv/keys" | jq ".[0].key" | sed 's/"//g' | pbcopy
end
vagrant@lita-dev:/vagrant$ lita
Type "exit" or "quit" to end the session.
Lita > ?
Lita > help
Lita > .
Lita > d.
Lita > cmoenviw
Lita >
Lita > ;
Lita >
An innovative organization is seeking Mail/Fulfillment Agents. This vacancy requires no vast skills beyond basic PC literacy and capacity to deal with mail and dispatches.
We offer a full-time position with a wage of up to two thousand five hundred US dollars net payable monthly.
Perfectly fitting for stay-at-home parents, pensioners and business persons who stay in the private office during standard working hours.
Job details:
- Receive letters and packages from USPS, UPS, Fedex at your home address.
- Repack parcels if requested.
[2014-11-30 04:31:35 UTC] DEBUG: https://api.forecast.io/forecast/5537a6b7a8e2936dc7ced091b999d60a/40.5825021,-75.61498929999999
[2014-11-30 04:31:36 UTC] ERROR: Lita::Handlers::ForecastIo crashed. The exception was:
Caught Encoding::CompatibilityError at '{"latitude":40.58250': incompatible encoding regexp match (ASCII-8BIT regexp with UTF-8 string)
Full backtrace:
/usr/share/ruby/gems/2.1/gems/json-1.8.1/lib/json/pure/parser.rb:242:in `rescue in parse_string'
/usr/share/ruby/gems/2.1/gems/json-1.8.1/lib/json/pure/parser.rb:213:in `parse_string'
/usr/share/ruby/gems/2.1/gems/json-1.8.1/lib/json/pure/parser.rb:257:in `parse_value'
/usr/share/ruby/gems/2.1/gems/json-1.8.1/lib/json/pure/parser.rb:121:in `parse'
/usr/share/ruby/gems/2.1/gems/json-1.8.1/lib/json/common.rb:155:in `parse'
/usr/share/ruby/gems/2.1/gems/json-1.8.1/lib/json/common.rb:334:in `load'
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"nextPageToken"=>"CBkQAA",
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