Jeff Anderson programmerq

## gist:335f8f7fd8596d8585bd
### Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

  * I am programmerq on github.
  * I am programmerq (https://keybase.io/programmerq) on keybase.
  * I have a public key whose fingerprint is 217F E0C9 99DD CC3E D4AA  A8CC 3727 2FAC 776F 319D

To claim this, I am signing this object:

## A simple image.md

      
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                Simplest docker container
              
          
    Step 1:

Create a statically linked executable.
(I happened to do it in a docker container. You could use any method to create a statically linked executable, really)
Source:
// hello.c

#include

  
## gist:942cbdc668bfb437620b
$ cat testentrypoint.sh
#!/bin/bash
echo foobar
exec $@
$ ./testentrypoint.sh echo hello world
foobar
hello world

## mock_args.py
import mock

from unittest import TestCase


def expensive_function(x):
    """The function to be mocked. depending on how it is called, it may return
    different data from the database, which can take a long time, which is why we
    want to mock it."""
    if x == 'greeting':

## gist:d0ca1cb58982c7806240
When interviewed, Dan said that he decided to give Fedora another go. "It's
been nothing but problems. I know I can google shit, but it is easier to just
blame fedora." He added that deep down he knows that the keyboard shortcuts are
there, but since they are different than the ones he normally uses, he just
shouts at his coworkers that Fedora hates keyboard users.

His coworker, Brad, said that he just ignores Dan's unproductive rants most of
the time. "Occasionally, I will shout out the answer to him and make him feel
silly. He pretends not to, but I know he hears me-- he just stops talking for a
few minutes and that's all I really want."

## hap.cfg
$ docker run -d --name nginx nginx
$ docker run -p 80:80 --link nginx:backend -d --name hap -v `pwd`/hap.cfg:/usr/local/etc/haproxy/haproxy.cfg:ro haproxy
$ curl `docker-machine ip dev`:80
<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>
<head>
<title>Welcome to nginx!</title>
<style>
    body {
        width: 35em;

## README.me
tldr; use docker-machine to set up TLS for you. copy the client stuff to your jenkins container and then use it there.

First, provision a machine using docker-machine. It doesn't matter what driver you use, the end result is the same.

For a digitalocean box:

    $ docker-machine create -d digitalocean \
        --digitalocean-region sfo1 \
        --digitalocean-size 2gb \
        --digitalocean-access-token=abcdefgh1234567890345678 \

## install.sh
#!/bin/bash

curl -s 'https://sks-keyservers.net/pks/lookup?op=get&search=0xee6d536cf7dc86e2d7d56f59a178ac6c6238f52e' | apt-key add --import
apt-get update && apt-get install apt-transport-https
apt-get install -y linux-image-extra-virtual
echo "deb https://packages.docker.com/1.11/apt/repo ubuntu-xenial main" | tee /etc/apt/sources.list.d/docker.list
apt-get update && apt-get -y install docker-engine

## Dockerfile
FROM alpine:edge
RUN apk --no-cache add stunnel
ADD stunnel.conf /stunnel.conf
CMD stunnel /stunnel.conf

## docker-compose.yml
version: "2"
services:
    eh:
        image: alpine
        command: cat /etc/hosts
        extra_hosts:
            - "foo.com:1.2.3.4"
	### Keybase proof

	I hereby claim:

	* I am programmerq on github.
	* I am programmerq (https://keybase.io/programmerq) on keybase.
	* I have a public key whose fingerprint is 217F E0C9 99DD CC3E D4AA A8CC 3727 2FAC 776F 319D

	To claim this, I am signing this object:
	$ cat testentrypoint.sh
	#!/bin/bash
	echo foobar
	exec $@
	$ ./testentrypoint.sh echo hello world
	foobar
	hello world
	import mock

	from unittest import TestCase


	def expensive_function(x):
	"""The function to be mocked. depending on how it is called, it may return
	different data from the database, which can take a long time, which is why we
	want to mock it."""
	if x == 'greeting':
	When interviewed, Dan said that he decided to give Fedora another go. "It's
	been nothing but problems. I know I can google shit, but it is easier to just
	blame fedora." He added that deep down he knows that the keyboard shortcuts are
	there, but since they are different than the ones he normally uses, he just
	shouts at his coworkers that Fedora hates keyboard users.

	His coworker, Brad, said that he just ignores Dan's unproductive rants most of
	the time. "Occasionally, I will shout out the answer to him and make him feel
	silly. He pretends not to, but I know he hears me-- he just stops talking for a
	few minutes and that's all I really want."
	$ docker run -d --name nginx nginx
	$ docker run -p 80:80 --link nginx:backend -d --name hap -v `pwd`/hap.cfg:/usr/local/etc/haproxy/haproxy.cfg:ro haproxy
	$ curl `docker-machine ip dev`:80
	<!DOCTYPE html>
	<html>
	<head>
	<title>Welcome to nginx!</title>
	<style>
	body {
	width: 35em;
	tldr; use docker-machine to set up TLS for you. copy the client stuff to your jenkins container and then use it there.

	First, provision a machine using docker-machine. It doesn't matter what driver you use, the end result is the same.

	For a digitalocean box:

	$ docker-machine create -d digitalocean \
	--digitalocean-region sfo1 \
	--digitalocean-size 2gb \
	--digitalocean-access-token=abcdefgh1234567890345678 \
	#!/bin/bash

	curl -s 'https://sks-keyservers.net/pks/lookup?op=get&search=0xee6d536cf7dc86e2d7d56f59a178ac6c6238f52e' \| apt-key add --import
	apt-get update && apt-get install apt-transport-https
	apt-get install -y linux-image-extra-virtual
	echo "deb https://packages.docker.com/1.11/apt/repo ubuntu-xenial main" \| tee /etc/apt/sources.list.d/docker.list
	apt-get update && apt-get -y install docker-engine
	FROM alpine:edge
	RUN apk --no-cache add stunnel
	ADD stunnel.conf /stunnel.conf
	CMD stunnel /stunnel.conf
	version: "2"
	services:
	eh:
	image: alpine
	command: cat /etc/hosts
	extra_hosts:
	- "foo.com:1.2.3.4"