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function BOFHExcuse {
    # BOFH Excuse Generator
    $first =@("Temporary","Intermittant","Partial","Redundant","Total","Multiplexed","Inherent","Duplicated","Dual-Homed","Synchronous","Bidirectional","Serial","Asynchronous","Multiple","Replicated","Non-Replicated","Unregistered","Non-Specific","Generic","Migrated","Localised","Resignalled","Dereferenced","Nullified","Aborted","Serious","Minor","Major","Extraneous","Illegal","Insufficient","Viral","Unsupported","Outmoded","Legacy","Permanent","Invalid","Deprecated","Virtual","Unreportable","Undetermined","Undiagnosable","Unfiltered","Static","Dynamic","Delayed","Immediate","Nonfatal","Fatal","Non-Valid","Unvalidated","Non-Static","Unreplicatable","Non-Serious")
    $second = @("Array","Systems","Hardware","Software","Firmware","Backplane","Logic-Subsystem","Integrity","Subsystem","Memory","Comms","Integrity","Checksum","Protocol","Parity","Bus","Timing","Synchronisation","Topology","Transmission","Reception","Stack","Framing","Code","Programming","Peripheral